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Mushrooms - can't stand them. Who in their right mind would eat fungus. Closely related to toadstools, mould, athlete's foot and slugs.

They should be banned from all pies and stews and anyone who eats them should be flogged.

I'm sure there are others who feel as strongly about this as I do?

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I also eat Quorn (also a fungus)! :p

Mushrooms are ace... :evil4:

:smoking:

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Fuck off Nick I hate you.

Please only post on this thread if you hate mushrooms.

And Nick fucking mushroom breath King :finger:

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Are truffles allowed?

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Nick King wrote: I also eat Quorn (also a fungus)! :p

Mushrooms are ace... :evil4:

:smoking:

Quorn is horrible.

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No. The only fungus that is allowed is yeast.

Unless you mean chocolate truffles. They're okay.

But not in pies :nono:

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Diamond 383 wrote: Fuck off Nick I hate you.

Please only post on this thread if you hate mushrooms.

And Nick fucking mushroom breath King :finger:

:rofl: :shades:

Make room for the mushrooms... :)

:smoking:

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Mushrooms remind me of third world delicacy.

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I fucking love mushrooms... especially fried in butter.

We should have a favourite mushroom thread.. I'm torn between Portobello and Shiitake.. :shrug:

Quorn tastes like shit though.

I'm pleased to see Col has started a thread on such a contentious vegetable.

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well they are not a vegetable for start.

I used to pick my own in the morning dew, in the field by Crawfordsburn railway station, and fry them in butter while their gills were still pink and fresh.

However I am disgusted by Biggie's posting of a thread not only attacking this most noble of nature's gifts ( I mean, food from decay, how's that for brilliant) but also excluding the infinitely moe entertaining brain-fucking varieties.

He should be ashamed.

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Diamond 383 wrote: No. The only fungus that is allowed is yeast.

As in thrush?

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Anyone ever tried a 'Chicken of the Woods'?

I would lurv to come across one of these babies some day.

Col's gonna think this is wrong, on so many levels (I'm talking about the 'shroom, Col, not the nipper next to it).

:food:

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Love mushrooms, but have to be cooked. Can't stand raw mushrooms. thanks for the great topic col, I say we start listing great mushroom plates :nod:

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Feel free to start a pro-mushroom thread.

Al :nono:

:laugh:

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Diamond 383 wrote: Feel free to start a pro-mushroom thread.

Al :nono:

:laugh:

Why? We already took over this one.

:p

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Diamond 383 wrote: Mushrooms - can't stand them.

Whoa,whoa,whoa there kingfisher.. Biggy,that is the most blatent pseudonym for 'I rim men' that I have ever come across..

Mushrooms are absolutely fucking nectar,and that's all there is to it...

You talk like they are nasty,gnarly pickled beetroot or something..

Edit: Andy Gray gets on my tits on sky sports... he's on now and he wants glassing..He fucked Suzanne Dando,yeah,yeah,who has'nt?

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I dont like mushrooms either (fungii or magic)

Im with Col on this one :nod:

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Gazman wrote: I dont like mushrooms either (fungii or magic)

Im with Col on this one :nod:

G and Biggy sitting up a tree...K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

Shrooms are man's fodder,ask anyone!

:crazy: :laugh:

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The Teacher wrote:

Nick King wrote: I also eat Quorn (also a fungus)! :p

Mushrooms are ace... :evil4:

:smoking:

Quorn is horrible.

Fuckin right aye kiddo!

as is your online persona,gadgios!

:laugh:

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Mushrooms are fit!! Especially GARLIC mushrooms. :food:

So long as they're not off the back of the bog door...

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Monty you are a lovely man,and I would never just say that,believe me..

I'm a very good judge of character,if nothing else. You may not always talk the talk,but by golly you walk the walk!!!! ha

Bless you gadge!:thumb:

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Cheers Boaty!:bow:

Breaded mushrooms=FIT!

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If I got stranded on an island with a frying pan, a load of butter, and one vegetable/fungus in permanent supply... It would be the 'shroom.

COL.. you have got this wrong on so many levels...:nono:

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Boatraceface wrote:

Gazman wrote: I dont like mushrooms either (fungii or magic)

Im with Col on this one :nod:

G and Biggy sitting up a tree...K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

Thats sooo last week,

we're going steady now :love2:

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Boatraceface wrote:

Diamond 383 wrote: Mushrooms - can't stand them.

Whoa,whoa,whoa there kingfisher.. Biggy,that is the most blatent pseudonym for 'I rim men' that I have ever come across..

:drummer:

Boatraceface wrote:

Gazman wrote: I dont like mushrooms either (fungii or magic)

Im with Col on this one :nod:

G and Biggy sitting up a tree...K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

:drummer:

Boatraceface wrote:

The Teacher wrote:

Nick King wrote: I also eat Quorn (also a fungus)! :p

Mushrooms are ace... :evil4:

:smoking:

Quorn is horrible.

Fuckin right aye kiddo!

as is your online persona,gadgios!

:laugh:

:drummer:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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What are you?

Boaty's fanclub?

:laugh:

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Gazman wrote: What are you?

Boaty's fanclub?

:laugh:

naw, he's just feeling left out as the Brits have been ignoring us septics:wink:

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EdelBrock wrote:

Gazman wrote: What are you?

Boaty's fanclub?

:laugh:

naw, he's just feeling left out as the Brits have been ignoring us septics:wink:

thought i heard something there....

:laugh:

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