The Apprentice
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There's some ugly people there. Including one who thinks making money is better than sex, a capitalist Morrisey?
James Thomas wrote: There's some ugly people there. Including one who thinks making money is better than sex, a capitalist Morrisey?
it is
I don't know, maybe it's just me, but shouldn't one have some experience at one or the other before commenting on the relative merits of making money and having sex?
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: I don't know, maybe it's just me, but shouldn't one have some experience at one or the other before commenting on the relative merits of making money and having sex?
Skint virgins know best.
don't feed the troll.
what's the story with the person that pulled out of it at the last minute then? they gonna get a replacement in?
hibster wrote: don't feed the troll.
what's the story with the person that pulled out of it at the last minute then? they gonna get a replacement in?
Someone's quit already? Hope it's not the blonde, she was the only decent bit of eye candy in it.
Who got booted off the Celebrity one last week? Annoying that the lads lost it cos Patsy Palmer was just crying out to get canned!
some bloke pulled out so there are 15 candidates.
alan carr was kicked off him, jack dee & ratner were in the board room
jack said that surallans assistant should have been fired cos he didn't do anything all task.
hibster wrote: jack said that surallans assistant should have been fired cos he didn't do anything all task.
He also said the bloke who counts out the chairs should've got the sack cos he had to stand in the boardroom both times, and couldn't get a cup of water.
Biggest load of shite on the telly!
I'd rather go for a pint wi ravi kumar!
My god the one called ANITA SHAH is bloody ugly !! . she would even give whoopy goldberg a run for her money in the ugly stakes 
Ravi Kumar wrote: Clearly you are out of your mind
yea,so i am out of my mind and luckily you are out of my sight 
hibster wrote: nice house this year
It was a flat, weren't it?
A big one at that though. They referred to it as an 'apartment'.
Who's gonna win then?
I bet that Geordie lad goes far, despite being completely unintelligible and failing to take the simplest of orders from his Project Manager. He could be this year's 'Lee'.
That bird who got taken into the boardroom too will go far although I'd hate to work with someone like that. She seems the determined sort, mind. Determined in a horrible underhand me-me-me kinda way.
Admittedly, we haven't heard half of 'em even talk yet, though!
Funnily how they never mentioned how much Siralen was worth last night. Each year it's opened saying he's worth 700million, and next series 800million ... and then last night nothing cos his businesses ain't exactly all that and most of his money is tied up in property (I think he owns a sizeable chunk of Mayfair!).
apparently the trip away is to margate this year an'all (no martin, not anal)
yeah, deborah wasn't it? she would have been fired but for the way she stood up for herself, he could see there was something there, unlike the one that got fired who seemed a bit wet
The Teacher wrote: I dont fancy yours much...
Thats a bit of frightening, no cup of tea there.
The girls totally messed up didn't they?
I mean, all they had to do was offer a bikini car wash service and rub their tits over the windscreens and they would have coined it in...
hibster wrote: apparently the trip away is to margate this year an'all(no martin, not anal)
yeah, deborah wasn't it? she would have been fired but for the way she stood up for herself, he could see there was something there, unlike the one that got fired who seemed a bit wet
"On Margate sands/I can connect/Nothing with nothing"
I'm not a crude one-trick pony, Dave. I have two tricks.
El Jarvo wrote:
hibster wrote: nice house this year
It was a flat, weren't it?
A big one at that though. They referred to it as an 'apartment'.
Who's gonna win then?
I bet that Geordie lad goes far, despite being completely unintelligible and failing to take the simplest of orders from his Project Manager. He could be this year's 'Lee'.
That bird who got taken into the boardroom too will go far although I'd hate to work with someone like that. She seems the determined sort, mind. Determined in a horrible underhand me-me-me kinda way.
Admittedly, we haven't heard half of 'em even talk yet, though!
Funnily how they never mentioned how much Siralen was worth last night. Each year it's opened saying he's worth 700million, and next series 800million ... and then last night nothing cos his businesses ain't exactly all that and most of his money is tied up in property (I think he owns a sizeable chunk of Mayfair!).
hes a naff estate agent up the way - Durham (City), but yes Al... a typical completely incomprehensible unintelligent geordie. The other token bloke (from Boro') has a chain or sarni gaffs called Fatso'.
I hope n pray that so called science teacher cock from (Rochdale -non??) gets booted out, does me profession no favours- slimey fuck
All three of the ladies who were brought back into the boardroom by Mona should have been fired. I could say more, but...
What a bunch of idiots.
Rocky is a total cunt (and there's a sentence i never thought i'd write). He clearly doesnt know what he's doing here, and I'd be shocked if he survives this week.
I didnt see any of the last two series but having watched tonight's show it's clear that it's turned into just-another-reality-show. I'm surprised Alan Sugar puts his name to it. Why the fuck would he want to employ any of these sycophantic middle-managers???? I can see David Brent in each and every one of them. Contrast this with the first two series and it's like night and day.
Also, as I've mentioned on here before, if they're filled with this 'entrepreneurial drive' bullshit as they all claim to be then why the fuck are they all falling over each other to land a job working for some other cunt??? Bit of a contradiction no? If you're so driven then go and make it happen for yourself not some old publicity-hungry shyster. Oi vei!
THAT'S what I hate about it so much! I couldn't quite put my finger on it, but that's it.
Thanks G 
