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Anyone else voting on Big Bro' III ?
Can't say I usually bother (though did vote to make sure Adele got her dues earlier in the series).
However, Paula crashed out early on last night so I abused her moby to weigh in with maybe 10 votes for Jade, and half a dozen for Jonny.
Don't really have an opinion on Kate, per se, but Alex gets right on my wick.
Who's everyone else voting for?!
This is the first Big Brother where I haven't had a clear fave - they've all on my wick to various degrees this year. Didn't like Jonny at first out of pettiness (everyone saying he was Geordie when he has the most Makem accent ever 
), then thought he was okay, now he gets on my wick again when he puts on that sincere tone of voice. Kate annoys me with her need for male attention, but then again, I have been amused by her drunken antics. Suppose Jade should win coz she has made this series really, but god, her and her pikey mother terrify me 
Think I may have to vote for Alex coz he really reminds me of one of my bessie mates, but he's been a whiney bugger too...ooh, I just don't know! 
Don't know who will win this but there is a lot now voting for JADE.Alex is a plonker,KATE is smart and JONNY or is it JOHNNY is a sound guy.But i will not vote cos i have not got the time!
Question is, how can anyone 'deserve' to win Big Brothel? ... after all, the stipulation is thus:
Sit in a house and eat for about 200 weeks playing mildly amusing party games about every 3 days. Occasionally you can get drunk, and towards the end that's all you do.
Johnny is a normal bloke Kate is an average lass Alex is neither male nor female Jade is just daft
If I was in control of selecting people and animals for BB 4 it would be this:
1 Madman (proper certifiable nutcase) 2 Freak (like 1 leg much longer than the other) 3 Wolf (yes, a wolf able to harm or kill any member who fell into the pen) 4 A bat (to keep us amused during the night) 5 A few really normal people to highlight how mad everyone and everything else is in the house 6 A dark area of the building (a bit like the cave where Luke chopped Darth's head off in Empire) where each member must confront a demon from the past (notes supplied on each member before broadcast) 7 A ghost (a proper specter caught on film) 8 No food, the contestants must survive on what they can find in the garden which would be mostly concrete 9 A clone (a human clone of a famous person from the past - this person would be put in mid-way through the series to freak people out, except the freak) 10 A big spider (called Terry)
The winner gets 1 million pounds.
Surely, surely, this is far more interesting than some fame school throwbacks moaning on about the length of bog roll!
I say get some old people in - remember last year when the audience had to vote someone in the house and that twunt Josh got in? I so wanted that bawdy older lady in - someone like that would keep these cheeky young upstarts in line.
Originally posted by Huntsman 2 Freak (like 1 leg much longer than the other)
Yes! Built up shoes ahoy! 
Nope, Huntsy is as sober and on-the-ball as ever. Next time can we have some people who aren't blind drunk after half a glass of plonk as well, please???
Rocket Mick for BB4!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©
Have you been the Blob shop with Rocket as well?
Hey that was early evening before the PRISONS broke up for summer.Should have been there last night when EVEN MADDER BIG BROTHER OF A COMPLETE NUTTER was drinking with me.I HAD no choice ,he said he wanted to meet ME!I was VERY civil but managed to sneak out to my other main watering hole where something MAJOR has just happened!Not allowed to spill the beans yet BUT it is a GEM! :D
Originally posted by martin fradley Nope, Huntsy is as sober and on-the-ball as ever. Next time can we have some people who aren't blind drunk after half a glass of plonk as well, please???Rocket Mick for BB4!!!!!!!!
He'd have to be sober to recall each and every intricate detail so accurately. Either that or take a cam-corder and play it back later.
Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©
> Originally posted by martin fradley> Nope, Huntsy is as sober and on-the-ball as ever. Next time can we have some people who aren't blind drunk after half a glass of plonk as well, please???> > Rocket Mick for BB4!!!!!!!!
He'd have to be sober to recall each and every intricate detail so accurately. Either that or take a cam-corder and play it back later.
Sorry but i WILL be working this time NEXT year...i said this after BB1 aswell! :D 
Lunchtime Post no. 2:
Re: "Big Botha" : All these sad retarded exhibitionist pricks that we see prancin' aboot in this piece o' shite (not that ah bother watchin' it y'understand, just that ye canna' get away from it as the daily tabloids just keep rammin' it doon yer throats...) - all deserve ta be locked in there for good with all the exits an' windows sealed an' then have 'em all gassed ta death.....that'd be far more entertainin' me thinks.......
Excellent suggestion that Hubert.
Along similar lines what about setting a sniper up to pick off the contestants as they come out one by one? They could even be on fire running from the blaze?
Set up a human chicken run and let all four go at the same time, whomever makes it past the sniper to the end is the winner?
They should just put in 10 different animals, and see which one has eaten all the others by the end of week 10. It would entertain me more.
