Junkies

Gotta laugh at them

passed by one on the main road outside the post office the other day,he was selling his 'Big Issues' (bigishoooo's), magazines in one hand,dog lead attached to a poor mangey mutt in the other,swaying,out his tree on smack or blues or whatever,a pair a binoculars round his neck and a venetian blind still in its plastic case propped up on the lamp post beside him and he was filthy

Im thinking about starting to take smack, cos i really want to be like that!

Yes, but they'll suck your dick for less than a fiver. Junkies are thus a credit to society.

Hell, round Stoke you get a hand job in exchange for a handful of clean needles. Why else would I still live here?

Gazman wrote: a pair a binoculars round his neck and a venetian blind still in its plastic case propped up on the lamp post beside him

Maybe for checking out the neighborhood smack girl while in his cardboard box?

Seen another one in the park earlier, he was like death warmed up, we were calling him 'Pete Doherty' cos he had one a they stupid wee hats on and ye want to have seen the nick of him trying to play footy

I look at it like this..... If yer gonna be living on the street, freezing cold, soaked though to the balls and unwashed for months, you may as well be completely off your tits as often as possible.

I feel sorry for his dog.