I offer up the following wonders from Giles Giles and Fripp..........
``Elephant Song' (M Giles, Jun 1967)
"Very, very nice," said a man in the crowd,
As the elephant jumped through a hoop.
"Who asked you?" the elephant cried
As he stooped and took a bow.
"Well, it's not every day you see something like that,
And I thought it was jolly good."
"How do you know," the elephant said,
"You're a man, and a fat one at that."
"Very, very nice," said a man in the crowd,
When the golden voice appeared.
She was gold alright, but then so is rust.
"Such a shame about the beard."
"How dare you say things like that," it said,
"You ought to be ashamed." -- he was.
"But I thought your voice was pretty good,
And that beard is good for a goat."
Very, very nice," said the same man in the crowd,
The one the elephant said was fat.
"(?)all nyet," someone said, with words,
And I looked 'round with eyes.
Hello, it's the peanut bride goosing the aisle,
Her leather back towards the orchestra.
"What d'you want, love," she said to a man,
"A four-penny, please, and a six-penny bag."
"Very, very nice," said a man in the crowd
As they smelled his peanut teeth.
"Would you like some?" I said, "Yes, please,"
We all had one tooth each.
By now of course, the second half had started,
"Let's all warm our hands," said aloud.
"My feet aren't cold, (?) of the sheepskin gloves,"
"Ah, but we're burning all the artists."
``Digging My Lawn' (P Giles, Jun 1967)
Early one Sunday, well any way, early for me,
As I slid from by double-bed, what could I see?
Standing outside as the night turned to dawn,
There was a man who I didn't know, digging my lawn.
Was it her husband, I pondered, or was he a crook,
Why was he taking car numbers down in a book?
I started to ring, and I rung ninety-nine,
Nein, you must not, she said.
She was half-German, half out of bed,
Which half was which didn't have to be said,
Turning her head, her face was red.
"He is my husband," she whispered, I started to sweat,
Just my luck when I'd only done this for a bet.
Standing outside as the night turned to dawn,
There was a man who I didn't know, digging my lawn.