Frads
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Michael - my sage advice on this point is to AVOID using bodily fluids in conversation. Even here in Stoke this is considered a social faux pas. Except in Burslem, natch. Nobody wants to be chatting away only to end up with a globule of jism in their eyeball. Except in Burlsem where they pay for the privilege, natch.
In terms of verbiage, I am very fond of "vaginal mucous" at the minute. It might well be cold and medically correct, but in my experience it elicits considerably more shock than (say) "fanny batter" or "fish sauce".
Good luck, Mike!
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Michael - my sage advice on this point is to AVOID using bodily fluids in conversation. Even here in Stoke this is considered a social faux pas. Except in Burslem, natch. Nobody wants to be chatting away only to end up with a globule of jism in their eyeball. Except in Burlsem where they pay for the privilege, natch.
In terms of verbiage, I am very fond of "vaginal mucous" at the minute. It might well be cold and medically correct, but in my experience it elicits considerably more shock than (say) "fanny batter" or "fish sauce".
Good luck, Mike!
Thanks Frads, I am very excited at the thought of using Fish Sauce in conversation. 
Binocher wrote:
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote: Michael - my sage advice on this point is to AVOID using bodily fluids in conversation. Even here in Stoke this is considered a social faux pas. Except in Burslem, natch. Nobody wants to be chatting away only to end up with a globule of jism in their eyeball. Except in Burlsem where they pay for the privilege, natch.
In terms of verbiage, I am very fond of "vaginal mucous" at the minute. It might well be cold and medically correct, but in my experience it elicits considerably more shock than (say) "fanny batter" or "fish sauce".
Good luck, Mike!
Thanks Frads, I am very excited at the thought of using Fish Sauce in conversation.
Dont think i'll ever look at an 'admiral pie'in the same way ever again...
Chrissy wrote: lady splooge
Chrissy - this is why I thank my lucky stars for plate tectonics and the creation of the Atlantic Ocean. "Splooge" isn't a word. Even if it was, it would be a hopelessly fucking shit one.
Honestly, you try and start a serious debate and some fucking septic troll has to come along and ruin it.
PETER COATES'S BELATED REDEMPTION wrote:
Chrissy wrote: lady splooge
Chrissy - this is why I thank my lucky stars for plate tectonics and the creation of the Atlantic Ocean. "Splooge" isn't a word. Even if it was, it would be a hopelessly fucking shit one.
Honestly, you try and start a serious debate and some fucking septic troll has to come along and ruin it.
Well said, i dunno some people TUT
