The £10.95 breakfast challenge

A cafe is offering a gut-busting breakfast challenge — eat every last morsel of its fearsome full English and you can have it for free. But be warned — this supersized meal is not for the faint of heart. In fact, the owner of Mario’s Cafe Bar, in Market Street, Westhoughton, Bolton, asks any customer brave enough to take on the challenge to sign a disclaimer taking responsibility for their own health.

The challenge: eat their "Big Breakfast", 10 eggs, 10 sausages, 10 rashers of bacon, 10 slices of toast, five black pudding slices, tomatoes, mushrooms and baked bean in 20 minutes or less (without a drink). The Prize: get it for free, otherwise fork over £10.95. (which is pretty damn good considering what you're getting!). 5,000 calories of Full English!

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/video/62957/ http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20081209-10_egg_Big_Breakfast_Challenge

I know somebody that successfully managed it. I love a full English but the thought of all that makes me shudder. :dead:

And we wonder why MP's always say that northerners are fat and have a high risk of heart disease.

saying that, if it weren't for the mushrooms I'd have a go!

Jed Stephens wrote: And we wonder why MP's always say that northerners are fat and have a high risk of heart disease.

saying that, if it weren't for the mushrooms I'd have a go!

I'd probably have had a fair crack at it if it wasnt for the beans. As it ism the inclusion of the devils food makes the whole meal inedible.

The Teacher wrote:

Jed Stephens wrote: And we wonder why MP's always say that northerners are fat and have a high risk of heart disease.

saying that, if it weren't for the mushrooms I'd have a go!

I'd probably have had a fair crack at it if it wasnt for the beans. Without jism, the inclusion of the devils food makes the whole meal inedible.

No comment to make.

At all.

I just spent 12 United States Dollars on a full breakfast today and 2 bloody marys that wound up be 10 dollars a piece

it was no where near as big as that. two tiny pieces of black pudding :(

That bloke would go broke offering that in the good old U.S. of A.

The average American would scoff that lot in double quick time and still have half an eye on the sweet trolley!!

that aint a full english though is it

where's the fried bread?

Westhoughton though, birthplace of Robert Shaw. Quint in the film Jaws

died of heart attack

may have liked fried bread

also home of 'Houghton weavers folk group'

too easy a target to rip the piss out of, think Vic and Bob in chunky knit jumpers.

may like real ale

isaac wrote: The average American would scoff that lot in double quick time and still have half an eye on the sweet trolley!!

Yup. My point exactly. Here, we call that an appetizer.

I used to host a 'doughnut challenge' in my old pub on a Friday. Eat 12 doughnuts in 30 minutes and win £50. You were allowed water/juice and you could even choose the type of doughnut (regular sized tho). The only rule was you couldn't be sick. There was no forefeit, but only one challenger per Friday was how we did it.

Sounds easy eh? In a year of staging this highly popular weekly challenge the record number of doughnuts eaten was 7 and this was held by big Des (mobile retailer of bootleg CD's, DVD's and smut) who was a fucking beast of a man. This led me to conclude that....

NO MAN CAN EAT A DOZEN DOUGHNUTS IN 30 MINUTES. FACT.

6 mince pies, on the other hand...

Diamond 383 wrote: 6 mince pies, on the other hand...

I forgot about that! Poor effort from us both.

There was a resturant years ago that would do about the same thing for if a person could eat a 8 lb burrito. They had pictures of all those that completed the task. Amazingly they were ALL anorexic skinny women....

somebody call 9-1-1

Chrissy wrote: I just spent 12 United States Dollars on a full breakfast today and 2 bloody marys that wound up be 10 dollars a piece

it was no where near as big as that. two tiny pieces of black pudding :(

Greedy cunt.

The Teacher wrote:

Jed Stephens wrote: And we wonder why MP's always say that northerners are fat and have a high risk of heart disease.

saying that, if it weren't for the mushrooms I'd have a go!

I'd probably have had a fair crack at it if it wasnt for the beans. As it ism the inclusion of the devils food makes the whole meal inedible.

Fussy cunt.

EdelBrock wrote: There was a resturant years ago that would do about the same thing for if a person could eat a 8 lb burrito. They had pictures of all those that completed the task. Amazingly they were ALL anorexic skinny women....

Queer cunt.

GlasVegas wrote:

Diamond 383 wrote: 6 mince pies, on the other hand...

I forgot about that! Poor effort from us both.

Blase pair of cunts

isaac wrote: The average American would scoff that lot in double quick time and still have half an eye on the sweet trolley!!

Presumtuous cunt.

Shellshocker wrote:

isaac wrote: The average American would scoff that lot in double quick time and still have half an eye on the sweet trolley!!

Yup. My point exactly. Here, we call that an appetizer.

Fair dooze...I stand corrected,you greedy fucking fuckpigs!

GaryMac wrote: that aint a full english though is it

where's the fried bread?

That's a fair kop.

Jed Stephens wrote: And we wonder why MP's always say that northerners are fat and have a high risk of heart disease./quote]

You say paytata,I say self serving wankers...

It's rapidly evolving,but round here we tend to wonder why MP's are scruffy daft cunts who want glassing in the mush.

Same,same...but different.

Boatraceface wrote:

Jed Stephens wrote: And we wonder why MP's always say that northerners are fat and have a high risk of heart disease./quote]

You say paytata,I say self serving wankers...

It's rapidly evolving,but round here we tend to wonder why MP's are scruffy daft cunts who want glassing in the mush.

Same,same...but different.

GLASSING IN THE MUSH ??!! LIAM!!?

Midnight Blue wrote: A cafe is offering a gut-busting breakfast challenge — eat every last morsel of its fearsome full English and you can have it for free. But be warned — this supersized meal is not for the faint of heart. In fact, the owner of Mario’s Cafe Bar, in Market Street, Westhoughton, Bolton, asks any customer brave enough to take on the challenge to sign a disclaimer taking responsibility for their own health.

The challenge: eat their "Big Breakfast", 10 eggs, 10 sausages, 10 rashers of bacon, 10 slices of toast, five black pudding slices, tomatoes, mushrooms and baked bean in 20 minutes or less (without a drink). The Prize: get it for free, otherwise fork over £10.95. (which is pretty damn good considering what you're getting!). 5,000 calories of Full English!

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/video/62957/ http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20081209-10_egg_Big_Breakfast_Challenge

That looks like a blob on nosebag. I bet it smells fucking nectar.

Missy Jem wrote: I know somebody that successfully managed it. I love a full English but the thought of all that makes me shudder. :dead:

Girl.

Jed Stephens wrote: And we wonder why MP's always say that northerners are fat and have a high risk of heart disease.

saying that, if it weren't for the mushrooms I'd have a go!

Jed There is one song on your Myspace that I really fucking dig,but if you don't like mushrooms you've just gone right down in my estimation..

Ok I'm just coming the cunt,I fucking love that instrumental you do

I like shrooms though,don't try and talk me out of it..I'm practically Barry Fungus.

banshee wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Jed Stephens wrote: And we wonder why MP's always say that northerners are fat and have a high risk of heart disease./quote]

You say paytata,I say self serving wankers...

It's rapidly evolving,but round here we tend to wonder why MP's are scruffy daft cunts who want glassing in the mush.

Same,same...but different.

GLASSING IN THE MUSH ??!! LIAM!!?

No,not really. Here's my view on Liam getting glassed in the gizzard..

Not I said the fly, Not he said the flee, Not boddy bong dreggs, Said the Daddy Long Legs...

Bansh,reading between the lines you've spackered the continuity of this thread right up,nice work!

Boatraceface wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: There was a resturant years ago that would do about the same thing for if a person could eat a 8 lb burrito. They had pictures of all those that completed the task. Amazingly they were ALL anorexic skinny women....

Queer cunt.

vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert.... umm... cunt

That's the best thing I've been called in ages!

Wish I'd thought of it.I'm moved...Can I use that as my signature? :ladysman:

Only after this thread has been fixed...