Michael Jackson reported dead

Just heard this on the radio, after a cardiac arrest.

Woah, two of Hollywood Royalty in one day.

You have to moondance up that mountain tomorrow as a tribute Jem.

And c'mon, Farrah Fawcett isnt top drawer. Top shelf mebbe, twenty years ago.

Fancy that.

beat it

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: pah...mine was first...

I should just delete this one...

I was really struggling to find the start thread button, for all of three minutes Jeff, cos its been so long since i started one.

My thread title kinda got more to the point.

Tellin ya.......just seen him in our chippy...........

more or less official now...

http://www.latimes.com/

Burt Reynolds wrote: Just heard this on the radio, after a cardiac arrest.

Hope you are okay...........!!

Alf wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Just heard this on the radio, after a cardiac arrest.

Hope you are okay...........!!

I'm weeping gently into my white glove in despair.

not.

Actually, call me cynical, but he'd hired out this big bloody mansion near me in Chislehurst to live in for the 02 dates, and its a great short cut which i use every day.

I now don't have to be concerned with constant stopping by rozzers, or running over freaky Jackson stalker types hiding in bushes.

I blame it on the boogie

Burt Reynolds wrote: Just heard this on the radio, after a cardiac arrest.

he's still contractually obliged to do 50 dates at the o2. just prop him up , play the backing tapes and hope no one notices.

i wonder if jarvo will have anything to say about it.

edit: jarvis

edit: cocker

Burt Reynolds wrote: Just heard this on the radio, after a cardiac arrest.

You OK?

Can't believe it.Biggest hypochondriac going,but never had him for popping off for a long while.

My mate text me tonight while I was at jam night,thought he was pissing about at first. We ended up playing BEAT IT on stage as a tribute.

When celebrities die, they usually come in threes. First, Ed McMahon, then Farrah, now Jacko.

Not to be rude, someone said that he was surprised that Michael died before Keith Richards.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Just heard this on the radio, after a cardiac arrest.

You OK?

Yes I'm fucking fine... was just typing frantically to beat the likes of Jeff to put this JFK style bollocks on the board, and hence poor on grammar.

I also failed to beat Jeff, but i am just a bit less f'ing cryptic...

This is how I remember him...

f'in classic!

So who is the new "king of pop"? Does Barney move up to the top now or does Rick Astley? Bono is always number 2, no matter the list.

Any bets on what/how many prescriptions they will find in Jackson's bloodstream? Will his "kids" have to pay Michael's debts? Do his "kids" now have a chance for a normal life, maybe they are better off?

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Just heard this on the radio, after a cardiac arrest.

You OK?

Yes I'm fucking fine... was just typing frantically to beat the likes of Jeff to put this JFK style bollocks on the board, and hence poor on grammar.

I also failed to beat Jeff, but i am just a bit less f'ing cryptic...

Well, Jeff may have beat you to the news, but your thread is the more popular, while his sinks down the list unnoticed.

Kind of like the Yank Bad Leftenant.

0_o wrote: Will his "kids" have to pay Michael's debts? Do his "kids" now have a chance for a normal life, maybe they are better off?

Hopefully he hasn't left them dangling.

Missy Jem wrote: Woah, two of Hollywood Royalty in one day.

It's a start I suppose.

Poor Farrah Fawcet, dies of cancer of her asshole... and can't barely make the news by sundown.

So when Mike reaches the pearly gates, does he show up black or white?

the tickets for o2 arena might be worth more one day then you'd get sending them back,didnt colin buy a couple ? only 6 albums in 30 years. even new order beat that!! or beat it

what's the difference between man utd & jacko?

man utd can play giggs in august

What a coincidence Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson dying on the same day. One played with Majors the other with minors...

I heard his heart attack was caused by Bubbles in his blood...

i was stopped in the tesco carpark this morning by a gorgeous lady who wanted 2 minutes with me,,,turns out shes a beeb radio reporter and went on to inform me jacko had died,, very sad,, great perfomer,, mentioned that i still remember ian curtis from 29 years ago and im sure jacko will be remebered in 29 years time,,she was a jacko fan so she smiled politley.

out of my life.

he had a heart attack in hospital but he actually went in for a stroke in the childrens ward.