Best T Shirt I saw at Glastonbury
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Best one I saw on telly during TOM JONES,was this lad wearing a shirt " TOM JONES SHAGGED MY NAN......HARD"
I always liked the one that was for years available in the back pages of Viz. "The answer is Fuckedifiknow, now what's your question"
I have a liking for the white on black "geek shirt" and currently own.... "I don't work here" "I read your Email" "I see dumb people" "Bow before me for I am root" "No, I will not fix your computer" (people look at it, smile, and say "could you take a look at my broadband", so it's not much help I'm afraid.
My next purchase will be "There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who don't" I also quite fancy "there's no place like 127.0.0.1" (or "no place like ~ ") And also "RTFM", but I doubt I could be that much of a hypocrit.
One of my all time favorites is:
Granted, I'm a pretty religious person, but I can't stand all the stickers and crap people put on their cars and tshirts to show they are part of the Christian "club"... as if there are secret handshakes and passwords or something. This is a great jab at their marketing ploy...
MONTY wrote: Best one I saw on telly during TOM JONES,was this lad wearing a shirt " TOM JONES SHAGGED MY NAN......HARD"
Erm...I think I was stood near that guy!
The best one I saw was "Ketamine, just say neigh!" 
The guy that does our I.T has worn a T.shirt with the following written on the front.
"LAST NIGHT MY COMPUTER BEAT ME AT CHESS.......BUT IT WASN'T QUITE SO FUCKING CLEVER AT KICK BOXING"
Best one I saw......
On the front it had a pic of Elvis talking to (I dunno some Saint or another) with a balloon caption asking ' did my Daughter marry Michael Jackson?' The balloon from the saint said 'yes'.
On the reverse of the T-shirt it said (coming from Elvis} 'oh thank the lord, someone lied and told me she had married a n****r'
Well.............it DID!
Poor taste and all that. Raised a few smiles though.
isaac wrote: The guy that does our I.T has worn a T.shirt with the following written on the front.
"LAST NIGHT MY COMPUTER BEAT ME AT CHESS.......BUT IT WASN'T QUITE SO FUCKING CLEVER AT KICK BOXING"
Me want.
Though I'm not so stupid as to actually play a computer at anything like chess....I mean, have you seen the cheating they pull in Monopoly, chess just gives them too much scope.
Doctor? wrote:
isaac wrote: The guy that does our I.T has worn a T.shirt with the following written on the front.
"LAST NIGHT MY COMPUTER BEAT ME AT CHESS.......BUT IT WASN'T QUITE SO FUCKING CLEVER AT KICK BOXING"Me want.
Though I'm not so stupid as to actually play a computer at anything like chess....I mean, have you seen the cheating they pull in Monopoly, chess just gives them too much scope.
Emo Philips, apparently, and I can imagine him delivering that line! :)
Another Emo Philips quote:
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
Brilliant! 
Nick King wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
isaac wrote: The guy that does our I.T has worn a T.shirt with the following written on the front.
"LAST NIGHT MY COMPUTER BEAT ME AT CHESS.......BUT IT WASN'T QUITE SO FUCKING CLEVER AT KICK BOXING"Me want.
Though I'm not so stupid as to actually play a computer at anything like chess....I mean, have you seen the cheating they pull in Monopoly, chess just gives them too much scope.
Emo Philips, apparently, and I can imagine him delivering that line! :)
Another Emo Philips quote:
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
Brilliant!
Nick King wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
isaac wrote: The guy that does our I.T has worn a T.shirt with the following written on the front.
"LAST NIGHT MY COMPUTER BEAT ME AT CHESS.......BUT IT WASN'T QUITE SO FUCKING CLEVER AT KICK BOXING"Me want.
Though I'm not so stupid as to actually play a computer at anything like chess....I mean, have you seen the cheating they pull in Monopoly, chess just gives them too much scope.
Emo Philips, apparently, and I can imagine him delivering that line! :)
Another Emo Philips quote:
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
Brilliant!
what happened to him? seems to have disappeared since he did those sony ads
