GUM-CRAZED GAZAN SEX FIENDS!!!!!

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14 Jul 2009, 14:56

Best news story EVER - whatever will those Evil Zionists come up with next???!

ISRAELIS PLOT TO MAKE GAZAN TEENS FUCK EACH OTHER TO DEATH!!!!

14 Jul 2009, 17:06

The Israeli military declined to comment officially on the allegations, which one military source termed "absurd."

I don't tend to side with Israel too often... but credit where credit is due. :nod:

14 Jul 2009, 17:29

Any idea where I could get some of that gum. like to trade it out unknowingly with my wife's Trident.

14 Jul 2009, 18:33

So why would Israel want them to have more babies?

14 Jul 2009, 22:23

0_o wrote: So why would Israel want them to have more babies?

Read up on grouse shooting in the highlands, you should find your answer there.

15 Jul 2009, 00:10

And here I was expecting the plot to some B-film. Fuck this article.

15 Jul 2009, 01:50

Better GUM than BUM :laugh:

15 Jul 2009, 01:51

I'd give both sides acid.

Actually, I think someone's beaten me to it.

15 Jul 2009, 03:21

Diamond 383 wrote: I'd give both sides acid.

Actually, I think someone's beaten me to it.

I agree. You'd have to be tripping off your tits to think that anything lasting a mere five days constitutes a "war".

Fucking lightweights.

17 Jul 2009, 16:03

Wot, so you're saying that them Israelis have developed a drug bomb to drop on any city and makes the girls wanna have sex? Now why oh why didn't they drop one on Tel Aviv in 1994 and, yer know, get them 18 year old Israeli soldier girl bitches get a bit more jiggy jiggy? As it was i had to make do with shagging Australian and South African backpacker blokes to a soundtrack of Primal Scream's Rocks and Radiohead's Fake Plastic Trees in the Sea And Sun Hostel :

18 Jul 2009, 03:52

johnny wrote: Wot, so you're saying that them Israelis have developed a drug bomb to drop on any city and makes the girls wanna have sex? Now why oh why didn't they drop one on Tel Aviv in 1994 and, yer know, get them 18 year old Israeli soldier girl bitches get a bit more jiggy jiggy? As it was i had to make do with shagging Australian and South African backpacker blokes to a soundtrack of Primal Scream's Rocks and Radiohead's Fake Plastic Trees in the Sea And Sun Hostel :

Hahaha! Johnny, you were pissing in the wind - you couldn't be less kosher if you tried!!