Hello peoples of neworderonline

I am interested in you,

Hello, I am miss rita,I came across your profile today at www.neworderonline.com and became much intrested in you i will like to have you as my companion, from here lets see if our dream towards each other will became a reality i will also send you my pictures after i have recieved your mail direct to my box (rita.koroma@yahoo.com) I will be glad to recieve ur mail remember age, colour, or distance

doesnt mater but what maters is love, thanks from my heart miss rita

I am seeing you all get emailage i sent you, but no answer back for me yet, so i am thinking,i come to you all again, i not prefer manlove or ladylove, i am very happy to offer my love and soul to both, please i would like if you talk to me here in this topic if i am liking you,i will send pictures of me

loving you long time miss rita

Excellent.

When do I get my BJ?

you need money for webcam?

what is BJ you are typeing off? i know of this not

and thanking you but i am in need of no monies, at home my family is rich we own 3 cows

A BJ is a traditional greeting from a new friend. Very customary.

But miss rita want to be more than freind

so i am being afraid that i give you no BJ

A BJ is a very nice way for a new friend to become more than a friend.

Have I mentioned the romance explosion?

what is this romance explosion?

is this as well traditional greeting?

The romance explosion is the traditional conclusion of the traditional greeting. You greet me with a BJ, I greet you with the romance explosion. I'm sure you can see from the traditional conclusion that a BJ is a very nice way for a new friend to become more than a new friend.

Can you suck start a Harley?

i am thinking romance explosion not nice

mr brock,can you?

Oh, no, romance explosion is very nice. I very much enjoy giving it. Repeatedly, in fact.

Sure, I'll hold the Harley still as you start it... ever the gentleman I am:)

you sound like the vietnamese prostitute in the movie 'full metal jacket'

Comrade!!

Rita, I love you too. I live in a tree and eat only leaves and insects as I do not believe in money, will you still love me?

Oh, you don't know what a BJ is, you're no use to anyone.

Monty, what the hell is that avatar? That keep me up at night!

If you

not prefer manlove or ladylove

......what do you prefer?

Green wrote: If you

not prefer manlove or ladylove

......what do you prefer?

Yaklove

Green wrote: If you

not prefer manlove or ladylove

......what do you prefer?

i think Lovely Rita is open to all variations

BTW, Rita, how do you feel about gratuitous use of the word "cunt", as well as constant reference to seeping and prolapses?

mr green,i am having loving of any kind loving with man or lady want them just to fill my heart and soul with joyfulnes and be good companionship

mr doctor? and mr texani miss rita is not liking you two miss rita think you two have no companion in your lives and are very lonely and sad miss ritaa think you two no like being with women i am thinking you two liking men why not be with together?

mr billion dollar you are yankee? yes? we having saying at home for yankees thick as shit of pig i not want you to share my heart

Rita K wrote:

we having saying at home for yankees thick as shit of pig

Not a saying, a fact.

I must say, it's the fastest and most presumptious version of "you don't fancy me, you must be gay" I've ever encountered.

Doctor? wrote:

I must say, it's the fastest and most presumptious version of "you don't fancy me, you must be gay" I've ever encountered.

You're sounding a bit put out Steve

Miss Rita I Love you

Can we meet on the street maybe tomorrow?

If you like your guy in black speedos then thats me i fit the bill!

We could have beautiful children together.

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mr doctor? i not say you dont fancy me you must be gay i just say you sound lonely and sad,are you a liker of manlove? do you like giving manlove or taking manlove?

mr small blue man with moving hand you speak early to far of children but i maybe like to meet,but i not know what black speedos are? is this another customary greeting?

Rita K wrote: ,but i not know what black speedos are? is this another customary greeting?

It's where he keeps his eel, I think you like eels?

you are thinking correct iam liking eels especially my black stiletto's

Rita K wrote: you are thinking correct iam liking eels especially my black stiletto's

are you a bangkok lady boy ?

Actually i am thinking your probally someone else,maybe GAZ

EdelBrock wrote: Monty, what the hell is that avatar? That keep me up at night!

That be a 4D scan of my son-to-be,Master Danny Montague.I've got a DVD of him sticking his tongue out at me.Little cheeky bastard.:D

Rita, if i give your family a cow and a pig, can i own you as wife? I'll buy these animals on the web and send a link so your family can collect. then send you bus and boat travel tickets.

i look forward to making sexy explosion in all your orifices, especially mouth. i like the mouth. but i will crush you if you talk back to me.

you like?

this is by far the funniest thread i've read on here.

0_o wrote: Rita, if i give your family a cow and a pig, can i own you as wife? I'll buy these animals on the web and send a link so your family can collect. then send you bus and boat travel tickets.

i look forward to making sexy explosion in all your orifices, especially mouth. i like the mouth. but i will crush you if you talk back to me.

you like?

Does Paypal trade in cows?

and O_o that is no way to talk to a lady!

....but to ms. Rita, I guess its ok... carry on.

MONTY wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: Monty, what the hell is that avatar? That keep me up at night!

That be a 4D scan of my son-to-be,Master Danny Montague.I've got a DVD of him sticking his tongue out at me.Little cheeky bastard.:D

I'm used to the green blob on the screen and trying to make out the baby... that is far too realistic for me...

mr oo you are yankee? yes thick as shit of pig i am not liking you

mr brock you yankee also yes i am thinking you not very clever i am thinking you a yankee soldier you seem thick as pig of shit enough to be one

Post of the year ?

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Miss Rita, does your family manufacture sneakers in a sweatshop? And if so, are you sure the partial pennies you're paid will be enough for you to give said BJ to anyone? Over ambition is always a rather dull thing.

Rita K wrote: mr oo you are yankee? yes thick as shit of pig i am not liking you

Are you asking if my erect penis is the same width as the average shit width of a pig stool? And that is too big for your vagina, you are worried, yes?

I don't know, but I don't think my penis is too big, you will barely know it is there. I am very sad that you have rejected me, I was so looking forward to meeting and entering you. I would have gave you chicken mcnuggets every day. :( :( :(

Rita K wrote: mr oo you are yankee? yes thick as shit of pig i am not liking you

mr brock you yankee also yes i am thinking you not very clever i am thinking you a yankee soldier you seem thick as pig of shit enough to be one

This sounds like a really bad song lyric or something... :dead:

Still bitter with the last soldier that left you with a litter of half-breeds, eh?

No worries, I know a clothing factory they can visit and you make big money, and add a sheep to your collection.

Rita K wrote: mr billion dollar you are yankee? yes? we having saying at home for yankees thick as shit of pig

oh lovely, another epithet to be used here in the future whenever there's more septic blasting....

you're not an ex of this fellow, are you?

Mr brock you not nice man as i say thick as pig of shit

mr green that man khazakstani we spit on them!

Cloud Movement wrote: this is by far the funniest thread i've read on here.

I especially liked the "little blue man with moving hand" line...........

miss kath is that you in your little picture? miss rita is liking you