Hello peoples of neworderonline

Rita K wrote: ,but i not know what black speedos are? is this another customary greeting?

It's where he keeps his eel, I think you like eels?

you are thinking correct iam liking eels especially my black stiletto's

Rita K wrote: you are thinking correct iam liking eels especially my black stiletto's

are you a bangkok lady boy ?

Actually i am thinking your probally someone else,maybe GAZ

EdelBrock wrote: Monty, what the hell is that avatar? That keep me up at night!

That be a 4D scan of my son-to-be,Master Danny Montague.I've got a DVD of him sticking his tongue out at me.Little cheeky bastard.:D

Rita, if i give your family a cow and a pig, can i own you as wife? I'll buy these animals on the web and send a link so your family can collect. then send you bus and boat travel tickets.

i look forward to making sexy explosion in all your orifices, especially mouth. i like the mouth. but i will crush you if you talk back to me.

you like?

this is by far the funniest thread i've read on here.

0_o wrote: Rita, if i give your family a cow and a pig, can i own you as wife? I'll buy these animals on the web and send a link so your family can collect. then send you bus and boat travel tickets.

i look forward to making sexy explosion in all your orifices, especially mouth. i like the mouth. but i will crush you if you talk back to me.

you like?

Does Paypal trade in cows?

and O_o that is no way to talk to a lady!

....but to ms. Rita, I guess its ok... carry on.

MONTY wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: Monty, what the hell is that avatar? That keep me up at night!

That be a 4D scan of my son-to-be,Master Danny Montague.I've got a DVD of him sticking his tongue out at me.Little cheeky bastard.:D

I'm used to the green blob on the screen and trying to make out the baby... that is far too realistic for me...

mr oo you are yankee? yes thick as shit of pig i am not liking you

mr brock you yankee also yes i am thinking you not very clever i am thinking you a yankee soldier you seem thick as pig of shit enough to be one

Post of the year ?

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Miss Rita, does your family manufacture sneakers in a sweatshop? And if so, are you sure the partial pennies you're paid will be enough for you to give said BJ to anyone? Over ambition is always a rather dull thing.

Rita K wrote: mr oo you are yankee? yes thick as shit of pig i am not liking you

Are you asking if my erect penis is the same width as the average shit width of a pig stool? And that is too big for your vagina, you are worried, yes?

I don't know, but I don't think my penis is too big, you will barely know it is there. I am very sad that you have rejected me, I was so looking forward to meeting and entering you. I would have gave you chicken mcnuggets every day. :( :( :(

Rita K wrote: mr oo you are yankee? yes thick as shit of pig i am not liking you

mr brock you yankee also yes i am thinking you not very clever i am thinking you a yankee soldier you seem thick as pig of shit enough to be one

This sounds like a really bad song lyric or something... :dead:

Still bitter with the last soldier that left you with a litter of half-breeds, eh?

No worries, I know a clothing factory they can visit and you make big money, and add a sheep to your collection.

Rita K wrote: mr billion dollar you are yankee? yes? we having saying at home for yankees thick as shit of pig

oh lovely, another epithet to be used here in the future whenever there's more septic blasting....

you're not an ex of this fellow, are you?

Mr brock you not nice man as i say thick as pig of shit

mr green that man khazakstani we spit on them!

Cloud Movement wrote: this is by far the funniest thread i've read on here.

I especially liked the "little blue man with moving hand" line...........

miss kath is that you in your little picture? miss rita is liking you