we have a hooker 'on' the board

that speaks like yoda from star wars. i think its a regular actually who's doing some mind fuckery here. quite funny. i picture you all sitting in a bar over in england having loud laughs and beer and then suddenly a fight breaks out over a fat hooker. with a giant wig on and fat legs that make her look like a sickly elephant thats about to fall over from breathing problems when she's walking away.

cos none ya can get any fr4om er spouse and some of you are full o rainbows and butterflies so ya sit bacj and waatch the fat fight ensue.

lol.

This set of threads just took a bizarre turn...

So yer saying its you?

though Yoda does tend to make more sense....

So yer saying its you?

though Yoda does tend to make more sense....

mr cloud movement miss rita thinking you are not a nice person for calling miss rita dirty names miss rita not wanting you as companion of dreams.

EdelBrock wrote: So yer saying its you?

though Yoda does tend to make more sense....

I think I said

Burt Reynolds wrote:

This set of threads just took a bizarre turn...

"thick as shit of pig person"

How can I go about being full of rainbows and butterflies?

0_o wrote: How can I go about being full of rainbows and butterflies?

It's better than being full of shit.

I had an English teacher recently tell my class to watch Star Wars, and specifically scenes with Yoda...and he told us that (Yoda's way of speaking) was not a good way of speaking English.

Should we call her Miss Rita or Miss Yoda? Or Miss Yoda-Rita?

leather_girl wrote: Miss Yoda-Rita

Burt Reynolds wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: So yer saying its you?

though Yoda does tend to make more sense....

I think I said

Burt Reynolds wrote:

This set of threads just took a bizarre turn...

"thick as shit of pig person"

Not you Burt! Mrs, Iyell at bus drivers and now love to listen to crickets lady... they talk about the same, in a nondistinct-kinda-yoda way

Cloud Movement wrote: that speaks like yoda from star wars. i think its a regular actually who's doing some mind fuckery here. quite funny. i picture you all sitting in a bar over in england having loud laughs and beer and then suddenly a fight breaks out over a fat hooker. with a giant wig on and fat legs that make her look like a sickly elephant thats about to fall over from breathing problems when she's walking away.

cos none ya can get any fr4om er spouse and some of you are full o rainbows and butterflies so ya sit bacj and waatch the fat fight ensue.

lol.

That's my favourite post in ages. Have you been spying on us?

going by the last bit they've been on the sauce, that's for sure

hibster wrote: going by the last bit they've been on the sauce, that's for sure

Aye, the reggae reggae sauce. Injecting it into their eyeballs.

Also can I ask the original poster (an American surprise surprise) why he felt the need to put the word 'on' in apostrophes in this thread title?

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

GlasVegas wrote:

hibster wrote: going by the last bit they've been on the sauce, that's for sure

Aye, the reggae reggae sauce. Injecting it into their eyeballs.

Also can I ask the original poster (an American surprise surprise) why he felt the need to put the word 'on' in apostrophes in this thread title?

for the same reason you feel the need to call a she a he???

last message board some bitch from nc made fun of me for informing folks i'm a female. on in apostrophes because i used a different word and corrected myself.

They have women on NOOL????

Calm down, you'll get your turn

WE also have a TJ but he doesnt post much................. T J HOOKER

SHAT up Mick

Diamond 383 wrote: SHAT up Mick

Look at her Pour some oil on COL.......

There's a transgendered pole dancer from Chorley called Michael with a rocket up his impossibly pert arse on NOOL?!?1?

Why did no-one tell me before??

Just SURF porn and you'll find me BIG BOY!

Ps must get back to my ironing...i am OUT later.