Biggest Mistake you have made in the last 24 hours

"Mum"?

"Yes?"

"Erm..well, thing is there's this kitten and he hasn't really got a home, well when I say he hasn't got a home, he hasn't got a very good one, and his owner is looking for a home, when I say looking, I mean.........................................."

So it went on.

"OK" says Mum (me)

Has anyone ever actually come across a normal cat? Has anyone ever met a demonic cat?

Well this one is neither. Its bloody schizophrenic.

Back 24 hours - "I promise I will come round and train it (toilet wise), I will teach it to sleep in the basket etc etc etc"

"I think he needs jabs and 'bits adjustment'" - she says, after I have agreed to have him. ££££££££££££££££££££ cross my mind......

I had more sleep when my children were between the ages of 0-4.

(Dont seem to recall my beloved daughter being there in the night when he decides to try and chew my fingers off, bite my toes, and give hell to my rag doll..........ugh)

Never ever ever trust your children. They tell blatant lies.

we have 2 cats and they are more trouble than the 3 youths we have. cats = nightmare IF we ever move again,this time i am going to leave the cats in a cupboard for new house owners to find and look after

Going watching Bolton today.

And actually being excited about it.

Missy Jem wrote: Going watching Bolton today.

And actually being excited about it.

strange how nobody generally seemed to mention bolton on TV in the seasons build up,think they see bolton as not relegation nor top half team team,just in between.thats a place clubs like us should be pleased enough about though.having said that i do think you might be in for a real struggle this time miss trotterski :\ohwell:

Wimping out of a pike fishing trip because I felt ill. I'll probably be fine again in 30 mins and sit here like a cock wishing I was by a lake.

Falling down the stairs at lady 's mates house whilst pissed , fortunately unscathed apart from the bruise on my arm, made a proper cock of misel like :

http://neworderinfoweb.piczo.com

Agreed that the wife and kids can pick out a dog at their discretion... haven't found one yet, but I'm sure it'll come back and bite me on the ass...

I'm a bit lax with security in general,something I need to pay a bit more attention to..

So,not locking my garage door properly,and getting the spare washing machine nicked out of it last night. I'd promised my mate who's just had a baby and has loads of washing all the time,like you do with kids,that she could have it.She was chuffed as punch,now I'm going to have to let her down..Scummy thieving bastards.

It really was poor form of me,having had 2 bikes nicked out of there just a couple of weeks ago.Fucking arseholes.

It has to be said...

Every credit to the thieving gypsy bastards though.

Must have weighed a ton!

I forecasted a 1-0 victory for Everton over Arsenal yesterday! (You can see some hilarious predictions on the MySpace.com forums.)

I still think the Toffeemen can finish above Liverpool though, just like they did five years ago, after an opening day defeat against the Gunners.

Missy Jem wrote: It has to be said...

Every credit to the thieving gypsy bastards though.

Must have weighed a ton!

Well I know that. Fuck the trolley wielding wankers.I'll do them. I'll do you as well princess. Whose side are you on Roy?

Apparently you cannot legally leave a 16 ton weight on a tripwire or even electrify a "bait" bike.

Nothing says you can't leave something very stealable on show, covered in dogshit/4 week old mackerel.

I have all my email coming to my gmail. I answered a professional type email from my ChrissMari email address. OOPS.

I hope the person doesn't decide to google. (Though I did lock my livejournal and put up a phony index.html in case)

didt "organise "mrs orders birthday cake , she has day out in london , the eye, etc staying over in brighton tonight,, but birthday ruined cos i cocked up on the cake,, oh joy of joy.

ive done it before and ill do it again.

didt "organise "mrs orders birthday cake , she has day out in london , the eye, etc staying over in brighton tonight,, but birthday ruined cos i cocked up on the cake,, oh joy of joy.

ive done it before and ill do it again.