Inspired by a shocking new revelation about 'Chas and Dave'
Mine...
1 Chas and Dave(I count them as 1 sleb)
2 Phil Collins
3 Jim Davidson
Hang your heads in shame,gentlemen....
Dizzzzgusting!
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Inspired by a shocking new revelation about 'Chas and Dave'
Mine...
1 Chas and Dave(I count them as 1 sleb)
2 Phil Collins
3 Jim Davidson
Hang your heads in shame,gentlemen....
Dizzzzgusting!
I would say that Collins and Davidson should hang their heads in shame regardless. Chas 'n' Dave at least had a good song about rabbits.
You are aware, Boaty, that the ToryCunts are going to be running the country again very shortly??
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Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote: I would say that Collins and Davidson should hang their heads in shame regardless. Chas 'n' Dave at least had a good song about rabbits.
You are aware, Boaty, that the ToryCunts are going to be running the country again very shortly??
And a crisp £40 to anyone who can tell the difference.
It's like the last scene of animal farm, no longer can anyone tell which is which.
Still, it'll keep mandelson under control for 5 years at least.
Eric Clapton (was once very right wing indeed)
Paul Daniels (the little cunt)
Joan Armatrading (makes a point of turning up to the Tory conference to talk bollox)
Off with their heads.
Kirstie Allsop, Glynis Barber, Cilla Black, Michael Brandon, Errol Brown, Janet Brown, Frank Bruno, Judith Chalmers, Joan Collins, Ronnie Corbett, Paul Daniels, Jim Davidson, Ken Dodd, Lynsey de Paul, Julian Fellowes, Bryan Ferry, Freddie Forsyth, James Gaddas, Tony Hadley, Nicky Haslam, Matt Jay, Nanette Newman, Bruce Oldfield, Zandra Rhodes, Anneka Rice, Tim Rice, Phil Spencer, Peter Stringfellow, Jimmy Tarbuck, Marco Pierre White, Anthony Worral Thompson, Bill Wyman, Neil Adams, Mark Bosnich, Ian Botham, Trevor Brooking, Bob Champion, Tony Cottee, Garth Crooks, Susanne Dando, Steve Davis, Nick Faldo, Graham Gooch, Jimmy Greaves, Brian Jacks, Clive Lloyd, Terry Neil, Fred Trueman
James Thomas wrote: Kirstie Allsop, Glynis Barber, Cilla Black, Michael Brandon, Errol Brown, Janet Brown, Frank Bruno, Judith Chalmers, Joan Collins, Ronnie Corbett, Paul Daniels, Jim Davidson, Ken Dodd, Lynsey de Paul, Julian Fellowes, Bryan Ferry, Freddie Forsyth, James Gaddas, Tony Hadley, Nicky Haslam, Matt Jay, Nanette Newman, Bruce Oldfield, Zandra Rhodes, Anneka Rice, Tim Rice, Phil Spencer, Peter Stringfellow, Jimmy Tarbuck, Marco Pierre White, Anthony Worral Thompson, Bill Wyman, Neil Adams, Mark Bosnich, Ian Botham, Trevor Brooking, Bob Champion, Tony Cottee, Garth Crooks, Susanne Dando, Steve Davis, Nick Faldo, Graham Gooch, Jimmy Greaves, Brian Jacks, Clive Lloyd, Terry Neil, Fred Trueman
Good list, Jimbo - like an inverse of your man Schindler's. That Potteries-accent concealing little cunt Crooks will be one of the first up against the wall, mark my words.....
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Can SOMEONE explain the difference, cos this is like football support as far as I can tell.
Tories: privatise everything, invest fuck all in anything, smash the unions, get country into debt going to war.
Labour: privatise everything, invest fuck all in anything, smash the unions, get country into debt going to war.
Did I miss anything?
(maybe this is why we in NI are denied the vote)
EDIT: Maybe it's easier to ask it this way....who do I vote for if I am pro-union, pro-nationalisation, pro-public investment in public services, anti-bombing-brown-babies?
Doctor? wrote: Can SOMEONE explain the difference, cos this is like football support as far as I can tell.
Tories: privatise everything, invest fuck all in anything, smash the unions, get country into debt going to war.
Labour: privatise everything, invest fuck all in anything, smash the unions, get country into debt going to war.
Did I miss anything?
(maybe this is why we in NI are denied the vote)
EDIT: Maybe it's easier to ask it this way....who do I vote for if I am pro-union, pro-nationalisation, pro-public investment in public services, anti-bombing-brown-babies?
Surely the PUP? Arent they now anti bombing? ;)
Ger Boy wrote: Fookin Lefties. Rather vote Tory than the shite we have had to put up with for 12 years.
Theres always the green party ![]()
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Doctor? wrote: Can SOMEONE explain the difference, cos this is like football support as far as I can tell.
Tories: privatise everything, invest fuck all in anything, smash the unions, get country into debt going to war.
Labour: privatise everything, invest fuck all in anything, smash the unions, get country into debt going to war.
Did I miss anything?
(maybe this is why we in NI are denied the vote)
EDIT: Maybe it's easier to ask it this way....who do I vote for if I am pro-union, pro-nationalisation, pro-public investment in public services, anti-bombing-brown-babies?
If you really don't think there's any difference between the two then you've got a surprise coming when Cameron & Co take over. I'm absolutely with you on the things in the edit, but we're a long, long way off a return to nationalised industries and genuine investment in the public sector. You can point the finger of blame for that state of affairs at lots of people, but the truth is that people have voted for neoliberal consensus again and again and again, whether it be Thatch's Tories or 'New' Labour.
The public gets what the public wants. Until it decides that it wants something else instead and is actually prepared to fight for it. Until then, the current pale imitation of the Labour Party is always an infinitely better option that the 'alternative'.
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Get the BNP in power. The British public should wake up.
Britain is chronically over-crowded, indebted, crime ridden, racially polluted and sick. Consumption exceeds production basically. As Cameron himself says: 'Change, change, change'
Brotherhood all the way wrote: Get the BNP in power. The British public should wake up.
Britain is chronically over-crowded, indebted, crime ridden, racially polluted and sick. Consumption exceeds production basically. As Cameron himself says: 'Change, change, change'
It wouldn't be quite so tiresome if it was a halfway decent trick. But it's not, is it?

Brotherhood all the way wrote: Get the BNP in power. The British public should wake up.
Britain is chronically over-crowded, indebted, crime ridden, racially polluted and sick. Consumption exceeds production basically. As Cameron himself says: 'Change, change, change'
In keeping with the spirit of the day, I think the following quote is appropriate.
'You ain't half talking, why don't you give it a rest'
Rabbit, Rabbit, etc etc.
Brotherhood all the way wrote: Get the BNP in power. The British public should wake up.
Britain is chronically over-crowded, indebted, crime ridden, racially polluted and sick. Consumption exceeds production basically. As Cameron himself says: 'Change, change, change'
Get a grip, voting the nazi party in is never an option. IF we send all the foreigners home, and, to reciprocate, force the brits overseas to return, we will be MORE overcrowded (which we aren't anyway btw....have you SEEN the vast tracts of unused land out there?)
And if you reduce the breeding of chavscum, who's gonna vote Nazi?
Liam, my point was really that.....that labour just took the tory manifesto, crossed out conservative and wrote labour in in crayon. Country is fucked anyway, now that accusation=guilt.
James Thomas wrote: Kirstie Allsop, Glynis Barber, Cilla Black, Michael Brandon, Errol Brown, Janet Brown, Frank Bruno, Judith Chalmers, Joan Collins, Ronnie Corbett, Paul Daniels, Jim Davidson, Ken Dodd, Lynsey de Paul, Julian Fellowes, Bryan Ferry, Freddie Forsyth, James Gaddas, Tony Hadley, Nicky Haslam, Matt Jay, Nanette Newman, Bruce Oldfield, Zandra Rhodes, Anneka Rice, Tim Rice, Phil Spencer, Peter Stringfellow, Jimmy Tarbuck, Marco Pierre White, Anthony Worral Thompson, Bill Wyman, Neil Adams, Mark Bosnich, Ian Botham, Trevor Brooking, Bob Champion, Tony Cottee, Garth Crooks, Susanne Dando, Steve Davis, Nick Faldo, Graham Gooch, Jimmy Greaves, Brian Jacks, Clive Lloyd, Terry Neil, Fred Trueman
you mention you like the nazi uniform one time in the press.... ![]()
hibster wrote:
James Thomas wrote: Kirstie Allsop, Glynis Barber, Cilla Black, Michael Brandon, Errol Brown, Janet Brown, Frank Bruno, Judith Chalmers, Joan Collins, Ronnie Corbett, Paul Daniels, Jim Davidson, Ken Dodd, Lynsey de Paul, Julian Fellowes, Bryan Ferry, Freddie Forsyth, James Gaddas, Tony Hadley, Nicky Haslam, Matt Jay, Nanette Newman, Bruce Oldfield, Zandra Rhodes, Anneka Rice, Tim Rice, Phil Spencer, Peter Stringfellow, Jimmy Tarbuck, Marco Pierre White, Anthony Worral Thompson, Bill Wyman, Neil Adams, Mark Bosnich, Ian Botham, Trevor Brooking, Bob Champion, Tony Cottee, Garth Crooks, Susanne Dando, Steve Davis, Nick Faldo, Graham Gooch, Jimmy Greaves, Brian Jacks, Clive Lloyd, Terry Neil, Fred Trueman
you mention you like the nazi uniform one time in the press....
He actually said the design and art of the Nazis was beautiful. Not that he supported the regime.
Joy Division thought the same thing with the sleeve of An Ideal For Living ![]()
So were Chas and Dave on the list or not?
I seem to remember them playing at the conference one year. But I may be wrong.
Ger Boy wrote:
hibster wrote:
James Thomas wrote: Kirstie Allsop, Glynis Barber, Cilla Black, Michael Brandon, Errol Brown, Janet Brown, Frank Bruno, Judith Chalmers, Joan Collins, Ronnie Corbett, Paul Daniels, Jim Davidson, Ken Dodd, Lynsey de Paul, Julian Fellowes, Bryan Ferry, Freddie Forsyth, James Gaddas, Tony Hadley, Nicky Haslam, Matt Jay, Nanette Newman, Bruce Oldfield, Zandra Rhodes, Anneka Rice, Tim Rice, Phil Spencer, Peter Stringfellow, Jimmy Tarbuck, Marco Pierre White, Anthony Worral Thompson, Bill Wyman, Neil Adams, Mark Bosnich, Ian Botham, Trevor Brooking, Bob Champion, Tony Cottee, Garth Crooks, Susanne Dando, Steve Davis, Nick Faldo, Graham Gooch, Jimmy Greaves, Brian Jacks, Clive Lloyd, Terry Neil, Fred Trueman
you mention you like the nazi uniform one time in the press....
He actually said the design and art of the Nazis was beautiful. Not that he supported the regime.
yes i know, that's why i wrote what i did rather than say "you mention you support the nazi regime one time in the press"
Doctor? wrote:
EDIT: Maybe it's easier to ask it this way....who do I vote for if I am pro-union, pro-nationalisation, pro-public investment in public services, anti-bombing-brown-babies?
I have a dream that one day babies will be bombed equally without regard to the color of their skin.
Toolbox wrote: So were Chas and Dave on the list or not?
I seem to remember them playing at the conference one year. But I may be wrong.
Did'nt they play at Michael Heseltine's birthday bash the same year,with Arthur Scargill on the maracas?
And we all remember them cosying up to Lady T at Douglas Herd's daughter's wedding..
Not to mention the now infamous rendition of'Snooker Loopy(nuts are we)'at Leon Britton's Barmitzvah,with Derek Hatton on trumpet and Arthur Scargill,by this time a permanent fixture on the maracas at Tory shindigs..
hibster wrote:
Ger Boy wrote:
hibster wrote:
James Thomas wrote: Kirstie Allsop, Glynis Barber, Cilla Black, Michael Brandon, Errol Brown, Janet Brown, Frank Bruno, Judith Chalmers, Joan Collins, Ronnie Corbett, Paul Daniels, Jim Davidson, Ken Dodd, Lynsey de Paul, Julian Fellowes, Bryan Ferry, Freddie Forsyth, James Gaddas, Tony Hadley, Nicky Haslam, Matt Jay, Nanette Newman, Bruce Oldfield, Zandra Rhodes, Anneka Rice, Tim Rice, Phil Spencer, Peter Stringfellow, Jimmy Tarbuck, Marco Pierre White, Anthony Worral Thompson, Bill Wyman, Neil Adams, Mark Bosnich, Ian Botham, Trevor Brooking, Bob Champion, Tony Cottee, Garth Crooks, Susanne Dando, Steve Davis, Nick Faldo, Graham Gooch, Jimmy Greaves, Brian Jacks, Clive Lloyd, Terry Neil, Fred Trueman
you mention you like the nazi uniform one time in the press....
He actually said the design and art of the Nazis was beautiful. Not that he supported the regime.
yes i know, that's why i wrote what i did rather than say "you mention you support the nazi regime one time in the press"
So Bryan Ferry, Joy Division , Peter Saville , VW Beetle drivers ,and thousands of other folk admire the Nazis for great Art & Design.
And your point is? ![]()
Brotherhood all the way wrote: Get the BNP in power. The British public should wake up.
Don't they oppose Sharia Law quite vehemently, young man? ![]()
Ger Boy... The point is,reading through JT's list,Seb Coe seems to have slipped through the net,or thinks he has!!
I bet he's living quietly in Rio thinking he'll never stand trial..He too has to answer for his heinous misgivings.What's good for the goose is good for the gander!
El Jarvo wrote:
Brotherhood all the way wrote: Get the BNP in power. The British public should wake up.
Don't they oppose Sharia Law quite vehemently, young man?
Traditionally the BNP has been more inclined towards Anti-Semitism.
The core objective is reducing non white immigration (i.e. non Anglo Saxon, Celtic and Norse) aswell as discouraging interbreeding.
Brotherhood all the way wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Brotherhood all the way wrote: Get the BNP in power. The British public should wake up.
Don't they oppose Sharia Law quite vehemently, young man?
Traditionally the BNP has been more inclined towards Anti-Semitism.
The core objective is reducing non white immigration (i.e. non Anglo Saxon, Celtic and Norse) aswell as discouraging interbreeding.
We know what they do and we don't like them either.
Question,briefly.
Ok,kick out all non-whites and by the same token all ex-pats will have to be repatriated..fairs,fair.What happens?
Answer. overcrowded ruined worse mess than it is now of a country.
Conclusion.
Stupid idea.
Globalisation,deal with it.
I'm all for tightening up Immigration laws,as most people are....but the BNP are and always were fucking stupid.
Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote:
You are aware, Boaty, that the ToryCunts are going to be running the country again very shortly??
I have observed this likely outcome,yes.
Nightmare.
Brotherhood all the way wrote:
El Jarvo wrote:
Brotherhood all the way wrote: Get the BNP in power. The British public should wake up.
Don't they oppose Sharia Law quite vehemently, young man?
Traditionally the BNP has been more inclined towards Anti-Semitism.
The core objective is reducing non white immigration (i.e. non Anglo Saxon, Celtic and Norse) aswell as discouraging interbreeding.
Unsurprisingly, that link has been blocked at work.
I think you'll find it's the 'pakis' the average racist hates the most these days, keep up. Who's given a fcuk about the Jews since the turn of the last century and the likes of Cable Street? People don't really give a shit about the Maltese, the Irish or the West Indians these days either. See the recent marches in Berminem and Luton primarily mobilised against 'muslim terrorists' which equated to little more than a good excuse to go 'paki-bashing' more than anything of a political nature.
See also the recent EDL march against the building of a new mosque in Harrow, under the pretence that they were offended it was gonna house a Sharia Court of Law.
The old adage of yer enemy's enemy being your friend ain't gonna wash here. The BNP aren't going to be jumping into bed with any Muslims for a long time yet. They're very much seen as the bad guys, for now.
Boatraceface wrote:
Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote:
You are aware, Boaty, that the ToryCunts are going to be running the country again very shortly??
I have observed this likely outcome,yes.
Nightmare.
Nightmare ???- where have you been living for the last 12 years? You must be either unemployed or work for the council, if you think Labour have acheived anything good. I can't stand David Cameron ,but i'd rather it was him than that current useless fat fook in charge.
I never said I like New Labour.Certainly not!
But if I'm backed into a corner Ger gums,I do believe they are still the lesser of two evils.Not by much,but hey ho!
I'm neither unemployed,nor do I work for the council.
Unless you are extremely wealthy,the Tories won't be beneficial to you in government.That's just a fact,always has been..Have they changed? I doubt it.
The only reason The Tories will get in again now is obviously because Labour are doing such a bad job,lack a dynamic leader,and the task is simply too big.(running this country well)
It will be too big for them too..but it's like the public are now saying"Oh,let's give those snivilling little toady Tories another go,they might not fuck us over as much"
But the will fuck us over worse,without a shadow of doubt.
Ger Boy wrote:
hibster wrote:
Ger Boy wrote:
hibster wrote:
James Thomas wrote: Kirstie Allsop, Glynis Barber, Cilla Black, Michael Brandon, Errol Brown, Janet Brown, Frank Bruno, Judith Chalmers, Joan Collins, Ronnie Corbett, Paul Daniels, Jim Davidson, Ken Dodd, Lynsey de Paul, Julian Fellowes, Bryan Ferry, Freddie Forsyth, James Gaddas, Tony Hadley, Nicky Haslam, Matt Jay, Nanette Newman, Bruce Oldfield, Zandra Rhodes, Anneka Rice, Tim Rice, Phil Spencer, Peter Stringfellow, Jimmy Tarbuck, Marco Pierre White, Anthony Worral Thompson, Bill Wyman, Neil Adams, Mark Bosnich, Ian Botham, Trevor Brooking, Bob Champion, Tony Cottee, Garth Crooks, Susanne Dando, Steve Davis, Nick Faldo, Graham Gooch, Jimmy Greaves, Brian Jacks, Clive Lloyd, Terry Neil, Fred Trueman
you mention you like the nazi uniform one time in the press....
He actually said the design and art of the Nazis was beautiful. Not that he supported the regime.
yes i know, that's why i wrote what i did rather than say "you mention you support the nazi regime one time in the press"
So Bryan Ferry, Joy Division , Peter Saville , VW Beetle drivers ,and thousands of other folk admire the Nazis for great Art & Design.
And your point is?
my point was a reference to the trouble ferry got in to in that interview when he said he admired the uniforms etc, you know - the same thing you referenced.
as for the rest of your list - vw beetle drivers? ah apologies i didn't now i was design with jeremy clarkson i'll type slower so you can keep up
interesting that you think vw beetle drivers admire the nazis for art & design, & don't say the same thing about porsche drivers, the beetle was designed by porsche who also designed tanks. but then they never say that on top gear do they.
incidentally the concept the inspiration for the beetle came from was by one josef ganz, a jewish engineer, bet he'd be really surprised to find he was a nazi too.
i've tried to make each point several times here to make sure that you get it. hope that is of assistance.
hibster wrote:
James Thomas wrote: Bryan Ferry
you mention you like the nazi uniform one time in the press....
Isn't his son a stuck-up, pro-fox-hunting, tory cunt of the highest order? And Bryan stuck up for him?
Predictably, Andrew King can't help but contribute to this thread (aka Brotherhood All The Way)... ![]()
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hibster wrote:
James Thomas wrote: Kirstie Allsop, Glynis Barber, Cilla Black, Michael Brandon, Errol Brown, Janet Brown, Frank Bruno, Judith Chalmers, Joan Collins, Ronnie Corbett, Paul Daniels, Jim Davidson, Ken Dodd, Lynsey de Paul, Julian Fellowes, Bryan Ferry, Freddie Forsyth, James Gaddas, Tony Hadley, Nicky Haslam, Matt Jay, Nanette Newman, Bruce Oldfield, Zandra Rhodes, Anneka Rice, Tim Rice, Phil Spencer, Peter Stringfellow, Jimmy Tarbuck, Marco Pierre White, Anthony Worral Thompson, Bill Wyman, Neil Adams, Mark Bosnich, Ian Botham, Trevor Brooking, Bob Champion, Tony Cottee, Garth Crooks, Susanne Dando, Steve Davis, Nick Faldo, Graham Gooch, Jimmy Greaves, Brian Jacks, Clive Lloyd, Terry Neil, Fred Trueman
you mention you like the nazi uniform one time in the press....
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