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I saw the opening night of Kylie's first-ever US tour last night. What a fun show! The Fox Theater in Oakland is not that big so it's amazing the scale of the production they fit inside. She played to the crowd like it was Wembley.

I'm dead center in this photo from Kylie's blog, just over the left shoulder of the fellow in stripes. A large group of us dressed in white and attached LEDs to our clothes. We did that a couple of years ago when we saw Daft Punk, too.

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was listening to KLF's Kylie Said To Jason for the first time in years the other night,Crackin tune

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Wouldnt go to the window to see the ugly midget if she was playing naked on top of our bin shelter :nonono:

Thats a lie,i would,but only to throw things at her :nod:

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never so good after about 1990

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Gazman wrote: Wouldnt go to the window to see the ugly midget if she was playing naked on top of our bin shelter :nonono:

:laugh:

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johnny wrote: was listening to KLF's Kylie Said To Jason for the first time in years the other night,Crackin tune

Seem to remember the trance version of this one. Great stuff.

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I would.

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my suspicions are correct: Only gay men go to Kylie shows.:evil4:

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I liked Je Ne Sais Pas Porquoi.I don't know why though.

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Buck Hill wrote: my suspicions are correct: Only gay men go to Kylie shows.:evil4:

Well DUH! :lol:

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johnny wrote: I liked Je Ne Sais Pas Porquoi.I don't know why though.

:laugh:

Nice one.

Is it just me or is Kylie a most unsexy pop poppet?Not ugly,just sort of plain.

Her sister is a bit of a sort,mind.Dani.

I took Dani to the pictures to see Robin Hood Prince of Thieves once in about 92' Never boned her afterwards or anything like that. We were sat about 6 rows apart and we never spoke all night,truth be told..nice girl though.

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I tell you what is gay: not fancying Kylie. I bet all the gay lads fancy her too, really.

She's gorgeous. All that hair and teeth, bright eyes, clear skin, always smiling, loads of energy. Why wouldn't you like her?

Phwoar.

I've always liked her music too. Her early stuff was proper pop, then she went a bit dancy and sexy. I saw her crawl onto the stage singing Confide In Me at Cream years ago and she was brill. Would love to see her live, certainly more than any other pop act around.

Never liked Danni though. She seems a bit dumb.

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I wouldn't have given Kylie a look 10 years ago, always preferred Danni. Can't understand what I was thinking back then though - think Kylie's absolutely gorgeous now. She's stood the test of time really well.

Maybe it's an age thing, I dunno - just one of them things you appreciate more as you get older: cheese, architecture, fine dining, wine, Kylie.

Don't go an absolute bundle on her music mind, but she has had her moments.

And I've got this on the iPhone just cos I lurv the way she moves in the video. It reminds me of having a girlie mate from school who you'd never looked at 'in a sexual way before' then you come back from the Summer Hols and she's turned into a sex kitten overnight, and you get tummy tingles when you see her, though you can't quite work them out.

Er, that's my take on Kylie anyways.

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Are you guys telling me Kylie is hotter than Dani?You must a have a screw loose.

Biggy,I object to you bringing IQ's or personalities of the 2 sisters into the equation. We were talking aesthetics. Come off it,Danni has it going on,ergo,she wins the sexpot Minogue trophy for the umpteenth year running.

Having said that,I appreciate fine wine,food,architecture,the pass and move philosophy of the Liverpool eighties side, all that.. And if that Danni Minogue sort thought for one second she could take me on a date,with a Maccy Dee's and woo me with a bottle of Blue Nun and Plough Lane tickets,to see a Harry Basset's Wimbledon,she'd be treading on thin fucking ice.Cheeky bitch.

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Boatraceface wrote: Are you guys telling me Kylie is hotter than Dani?You must a have a screw loose.

Biggy,I object to you bringing IQ's or personalities of the 2 sisters into the equation. We were talking aesthetics. Come off it,Danni has it going on,ergo,she wins the sexpot Minogue trophy for the umpteenth year running.

Hmmm... a rarity, but the mighty Boaty (a man with impeccably good taste in women, may I add) has got it hopelessly wrong. :nonono:

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Burt Reynolds wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Are you guys telling me Kylie is hotter than Dani?You must a have a screw loose.

Biggy,I object to you bringing IQ's or personalities of the 2 sisters into the equation. We were talking aesthetics. Come off it,Danni has it going on,ergo,she wins the sexpot Minogue trophy for the umpteenth year running.

Hmmm... a rarity, but the mighty Boaty (a man with impeccably good taste in women, may I add) has got it hopelessly wrong. :nonono:

As if.

Danni is :food: and Kylie is not so lucky,lucky,lucky in the hotness stakes.

She's more:shrug:

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Boatraceface wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Are you guys telling me Kylie is hotter than Dani?You must a have a screw loose.

Biggy,I object to you bringing IQ's or personalities of the 2 sisters into the equation. We were talking aesthetics. Come off it,Danni has it going on,ergo,she wins the sexpot Minogue trophy for the umpteenth year running.

Hmmm... a rarity, but the mighty Boaty (a man with impeccably good taste in women, may I add) has got it hopelessly wrong. :nonono:

As if.

Danni is :food: and Kylie is not so lucky,lucky,lucky in the hotness stakes.

She's more:shrug:

Well we'll just have to disagree. IMO Kylie has aged magnificently and arguably looks better (artificially or not) year on year, Danni gets thinner and more emaciated the longer her talent wanes..

I'll agree that back in the early days it was t'other way round..

But that was twenty years ago...

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Danielle does look pretty steady there,Bert.

You've annihilated The Team Kylie argument with that photo..That's the kinda shit I'm talking about.

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Boatraceface wrote: Danielle does look pretty steady there,Bert.

You've annihilated The Team Kylie argument with that photo..That's the kinda shit I'm talking about.

I did put 'that was twenty years ago' underneath. You are clinging onto some shite Neighbours episodes from the nineties, methinks.

she's dead ropey now,

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That's Danny the daft cunt,blatently.

We were talking Minogues.

Find one gnarly picture of Danni

There aren't any.

J'know why?

Because she's nectar.

I thought the penny had dropped with the first pic you posted Bertrood..

So you're still telling me Danni is not more nectar than Kylie?

You also must have screw loose,gadge.

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Arguing over which one is more nectar than the other is like arguing which is the better topping on ice cream, hot fudge or nuts.... I prefer both at the same time:nod: :food:

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The call Danni the pit bike cos of all the F1 drivers she's had aboard. Both F1 nutters the Minogues, so they're OK by me.

And "Confide in me" was on of the tunes Waterman laughed at, pillock, it's the best thing Kylie ever made.

kylie is a retarded name, which owing to her appearance in a certain 80's soap, became a very popular one for 14 year old's to name their latest meal ticket.

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She looks A W F U L!

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Kath wrote:

She looks A W F U L!

What planet you on:nono:

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Boatraceface wrote: That's Danny the daft cunt,blatently.

We were talking Minogues.

Find one gnarly picture of Danni

There aren't any.

J'know why?

Because she's nectar.

I thought the penny had dropped with the first pic you posted Bertrood..

So you're still telling me Danni is not more nectar than Kylie?

You also must have screw loose,gadge.

I can see why Danni might appeal to more Northern rough-and-ready get-em-up-ya tastes. She looks doirty. :nod:

Whilst Kylie would then appeal to the more refined and articulate Southern tastes. You could have a nice chat with her after porking her. And she speaks French and stuff, doesn't she? Classy.

Personally, I just prefer blondes though. :food:

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El Jarvo wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: That's Danny the daft cunt,blatently.

We were talking Minogues.

Find one gnarly picture of Danni

There aren't any.

J'know why?

Because she's nectar.

I thought the penny had dropped with the first pic you posted Bertrood..

So you're still telling me Danni is not more nectar than Kylie?

You also must have screw loose,gadge.

she speaks French and stuff, doesn't she? Classy.

Kylie wings it with a few bits and bats of French here and there,granted,but she's hardly fucking Carla Bruni.:laugh:

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El Jarvo wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: That's Danny the daft cunt,blatently.

We were talking Minogues.

Find one gnarly picture of Danni

There aren't any.

J'know why?

Because she's nectar.

I thought the penny had dropped with the first pic you posted Bertrood..

So you're still telling me Danni is not more nectar than Kylie?

You also must have screw loose,gadge.

Personally, I just prefer blondes though. :food:

I'm a sucker for a raven haired nectar looking lass,tis true:nod: Each to their own.:thumb:

Danni all the way.

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She shagged Nick Cave and is far more talented than her sister. Even if that's just due to the quality of the talent she shags (talent by proxy?)...

This was her best though:

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Chris Nash wrote: She shagged Nick Cave and is far more talented than her sister. Even if that's just due to the quality of the talent she shags (talent by proxy?)...

This was her best though:

Dangerous ground. Jacques Villneuve is a world champion AND can make, admittedly shitty, pop tunes. Nick Cave is not only not exactly Madonna in his own field, he doesn't knock out Aussie V8 wins on the weekends.

I mean, top marks for the conclusion, but the reasoning is shakey at best.

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Who cares about the reasoning Steve - it's the result that counts :laugh:

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Lets be honest,Ikkle Kylie only got her career back on track for dem gold hotpanties and a song written by by caffy dennissssss with a mesmerising rthym.

To boaty,has all that steel dust affected your faculties yer crazy fool? :crazy:

Danni's got a face like a box of frogs :lol:

Kylie most certainly has a cheeky little botty,thats about it tho,cant see her down the greasy pig avin a bacon sarnie wi lord :nuts: can you?

:nuts:

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johnny wrote: was listening to KLF's Kylie Said To Jason for the first time in years the other night,Crackin tune

I bet they wish Kylie had joined the JAMS before they asked Whitney and ended up with Tammy.

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who cares

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