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Fuck Jenson Button. What a smarmy twat he is.
"I deserved to win because I've been the best all season."
Twat.
Nothing to do with Ross Brawn and his magic diffuser (and his equally magic lawyers) then?
You could have put a trained monkey in that car and it would have won the championship. It would have shown a bit more class in the press conference afterwards too.
If he'd gone to my school I'd have battered him.
I'd rather Rubinho has won it, but I knew he wouldn't, Interlagos hates him. That was a very good drive from Jenson today though, many instances of driving using a testicle to actuate each pedal (that's why they use a hand clutch u know).
Have you been following the FIA election at all?
So far, Moseley's Pro-Todt goons have......
Threatened clubs that voting for Vatinen will have nasty consequences for them. Physically thrown Ari Vatinen out of Moseley's office for having the audacity to suggest that the ballot papers should be anonymous. Attempted to bribe clubs (we can take care of those outstanding fees if you vote for Toad).
In fact, one would think there was a massive organisation backing him.
So look forward to a Ferrari whitewash next year.
EDIT: Of course, you can't say Jens won just cos of Brawn, and not say the same about Von Cobblers!!!!!!
Biginoil wrote: You could have put a trained monkey in that car and it would have won the championship.
Isn't that the case most Seasons?
His Team mate had the same car.
Thought he was a worthy winner over the Year. 
Now, that tosser, Hamilton; that a different story...
Yeah, Lewis doesn't need a car advantage, look at the GP2 in Turkey in 06....punted from 3rd to last at the first corner, and still won the race.....in a field of identical cars!!!!
And as for, "being involved with McRon was an unfair advantage"....well, what about being born with your own private circuit like a certain german cheat.
Doctor? wrote:
EDIT: Of course, you can't say Jens won just cos of Brawn, and not say the same about Von Cobblers!!!!!!
I don't believe that even Von Cobblers ever sat in a press conference with such an arrogant attitude. In fact, I don't think I've heard Schumacher say much about his own ability, he always credited the team. I understand that he took a more active role than any other driver in car development, enabling him to take more credit for having the best motor.
I'll admit, however, that I just don't like Button's stupid face. I was never going to be happy about this win. His comments at the press conference just made me like him less.
I suppose its Jenson Buttons fault he was in the best car. Whst should he do, apologise for it?
I was commenting on Button's failure to acknowledge the contribution of the the rest of the team.
It's arrogant and unsportsmanlike.
What's getting on my tits at the minute, apart from the ongoing election rigging nonsense (apparently the telegraph has a piece today....well done to the first mainstream journo to value the truth over his presspass), is the testing ban. Once upon a time good drivers came to F1, got fucked into rustwagons that were hard pushed to race the course cars, and as a result disappeared forever, consigned to the ex-f1 bin. Now we have 20 worthy vehicles on the road, so now we get kids with real talent, who have driven an F1 car only in a straight line....if at all, and they fuck up right left and centre, and get labelled as rolling accidents.
Very impressed with young Kamui, F1 needs fast and crazy Japanese blokes...Taku should have got a McRon drive if you ask me.
The Teacher wrote: I suppose its Jenson Buttons fault he was in the best car. Whst should he do, apologise for it?
Gotta love it.....Engerland manage to hold San Marino Reserves to a goalless draw and they're heroes. Jenson stuffs the other 19 best non-wrc drivers on the planet.....beeeehhhhhh he was a passenger and he's a dick LOL.
Biginoil wrote: I was commenting on Button's failure to acknowledge the contribution of the the rest of the team.
He did, several times, on the red button coverage after the race.
Big ups to Honda, who acted REALLY decently (positively saintly for a multinational megacorps), paying the rent, paying the staff etc.
Doctor? wrote:
Very impressed with young Kamui, F1 needs fast and crazy Japanese blokes...Taku should have got a McRon drive if you ask me.
He's clearly mental.
Anyway, back to Button, he is the champ and he drove like a champion yesterday.
Colin, you must not have seen the interviews I have all season where he has been thanking his team. But hey, if you want to moan about something why not just make stuff up?
Correct, I have deliberately avoided F1 this year as it's crap.
As I pointed out, more honestly than can be expected for a Monday morning, I don't like anything about Jensen Button. There is little that he could do that wouldn't irritate me.
You know how it is, Liam. Some people just piss other people off.
Old Blue wrote: ...on the red button coverage after the race.
There's only one red button on my remote and I press it often
Biginoil wrote: I was commenting on Button's failure to acknowledge the contribution of the the rest of the team.
It's arrogant and unsportsmanlike.
Funny, everything i've seen and read suggests otherwise, i'd say he's very generous in his praise of the team.
It's also said that the bond between him and the team is widely regarded as second only to the one that Schumacher had at Ferrari.
Alright, I take it all back. I've ignored F1 all year and only saw a short section of interview where he said he was the best and didn't mention anyone else.
He's still a smarmy fucking wankbag though.
And he drives a fucking fast car for a LIVING. What's that all about? The bastard.
And I'm driving a Ford Fucking Focus hirecar and it's shit 
You picked a bad year to tune out, there has been some excellent racing, and many many races where there was no clue who would win until the last lap......think back....before von Cobblers and Scuderia Axis, that's what it used to be like (except '88 naturally).
To be honest, I'm not best fond of Jenson either, he IS a smarmy wankbag, and there were guys who kicked his hole in F3, who never got to F1.
Colin, you are a fat, balding, crumbling, party mammal, you would be SERIOUSLY hard pressed to last a single quickish lap at the contorls of a GP car, stick to the focus. FFS 4 short laps in a 50cc kart nearly killed me, my neck went and everything 
I'm driving a Ford Mondeo,she's that patched up with tape on both bumpers,the lads call her Mr Bump..I call her The Love Wagon. I've had the bitch for ages.Racing green and loyal as fuck,she sure is pretty!
I have minimal interest in F1,but if I did,I'd want the champ edgy,arrogant and dangerous..Is that what Jenson is like?
Hamilton has no personality.Who cares if he is knocking the arse out of a Pussy Cat Doll? He has no burn marks like Nelson Pique senior..Ergo,in F1 terms he's a ponce.
Edit: I've pissed every cart race I've been in,maybe I missed my vocation,I'm a fucking class driver by birth.
However,I just want to play for Boro,that's all I want.
I tell you what - Jenson Button gives me his car keys and tries my job for a day.
I'd make a fucking better fist of his job than he would of mine, I reckon. I'd give his bird a night to remember too.
And another thing.
I bet he's never overtaken the instructor at that karting place near Shudehill with a faceful of beak and three pints of Stella in him has he?
Well then.
Yeah,make the fucker count!
But if you're siding with some gnarly little pissy ladies man like Rubens Barachellieo over Button Moon Ears,then I think you're bang out...
What the fuck gives? Is Jenson a right fucking irksome knobhead or what? And if so,how is he? I like to see our boys do well,admittedly..Even though F1 is Tory rich boy sport as fuck...It's not even a sport,like darts isn't
In fact fuck it ...I'm not arsed,it's a gay tally ho nonsense like skipping and gymnastics.
Doctor? wrote:
To be honest, I'm not best fond of Jenson either, he IS a smarmy wankbag, and there were guys who kicked his hole in F3, who never got to F1.
F3's had some champions who've been seriously wank in F1 though Cambo. Jan Magnussen, Antonio Pizzonia, Piquet Jr, Ralph Firman. And on the other hand, Damon Hill was arse in F3
The Teacher wrote:
Doctor? wrote: You picked a bad year to tune out
Best season since?
Last year?
Basically, every season since fuckface stopped winning every race has been good, and every season since he fucked off has been bliss.
And to those who think it's easy, cos they just sit there.....F1 drivers do triathlons for a laugh, they are among the fittest sportsmen in the world, and that is a plain fact. Their lives are also a total pain for most of the time, long days smiling for corporate whores and politely answering the same question 20,000 times, I do not fancy it one little bit. Of course it is the price you pay to drive the most wonderful machines ever created.
Speaking of lower formulae....I'll never forget the first sight I had of young Kimbot, inside one car, outside another, in full drift, down Cascades at Oulton Park, the sort of corner where even the axe murderers of the BTCC think twice about overtaking. Really wish Montoya had stuck about, he'd have been a proper champ.
I've heard a rumour they have great neck muscles,from Damon Hill.
In this respect...The Spitfire and Hurricane fighters in'The Battle of Britain' out numbered 3-1 by the Nazi invaders,must have been fucking nails..
But that's another,much better story.
Boatraceface wrote: I've heard a rumour they have great neck muscles,from Damon Hill.
In this respect...The Spitfire and Hurricane fighters in'The Battle of Britain' out numbered 3-1 by the Nazi invaders,must have been fucking nails..
But that's another,much better story.
The thing is that planes bank when they turn, so the neck strain on a racing driver is worse. Most G's in planes are acting into or out of the seat, in car they are lateral. An F1 car accelerates and brakes faster than a carrier aircraft too!
Right,pull the other one.
You're a clever lad in your own field(s)Cambo,but if you are going to comment,do your homework.
These men,were men..and they did it on 2 hours sleep a night,every night,if they were lucky,at best,over a two month period.Think about that. They are why we are not sprechen sie deutsch.
I should'nt have even said nowt.No comparison.
God bless those old skillful,English brave bastards who kicked the shit of them and turned them toward a Russian winter,and crucially,an ill advised Stalingrad ruck.
I was talking purely about the G-forces, you wont find this paddy dissing The Few. And I was correct, a spit or hurricance could only decelerate as fast as an F1 car by hitting the ground.
Of course G's into and out of the seat, do cause problems that don't happen in a car......blackouts and redouts don't happen in a car;
A spitfire banked at 7 G's....Perversely,a distinct advantage,in the circumstances of a dogfight..
Give over...Are you telling me Nigel Mansell did that sort of shit enroute to his piss-pot triumph,with the stark reality of prolonged sleep depreviation?
Howay,give it up!
Relatively,F1 drivers are boring cunts.
Douglas Bader is better than Shoemaker,legs or no legs,yes siree....Let's leave it at that.
7 G's INTO THE SEAT, not lateral G's. That's all I'm saying. Planes and cars produce different forces, even a fucking Eurofighter couldn't do 0-100-0 in 5 seconds dead, now could it? But a racing car can't crush or stretch it's occupant like a fighter.
The cars of Mansell's era frequently destroyed their drivers, seen plenty getting lifted out barely conscious, covered in bloody puke. Of course they weren't defening our lives or anything......but later, many a Brit driver upset at least one Nazi cunt.
Oh, and if you want a Bader equivalent, look up Alessandro Zanardi.
Why were they sleep deprived BTW? didn't the RAF only operate in daylight in the B-of-B?
Biginoil wrote:
I bet he's never overtaken the instructor at that karting place near Shudehill with a faceful of beak and three pints of Stella in him has he?
LeggyD wrote:
Biginoil wrote:
I bet he's never overtaken the instructor at that karting place near Shudehill with a faceful of beak and three pints of Stella in him has he?
Bet James Hunt did though.
After all, he won Superstars while off his tits.
