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I recently installed a security light by the back gate. I'm thinking of getting a bear trap also to catch and impale hoodies and burglars in the dark.Although it shouldn't be dark if the security light operates correctly, er, obviously. Which it does. It automatically switches on as i approach the back gate upon returning home. It's ace.

Electronic cat scarer.

johnny wrote: I recently installed a security light by the back gate. I'm thinking of getting a bear trap also to catch and impale hoodies and burglars in the dark.Although it shouldn't be dark if the security light operates correctly, er, obviously. Which it does. It automatically switches on as i approach the back gate upon returning home. It's ace.

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johnny wrote: I recently installed a security light by the back gate. I'm thinking of getting a bear trap also to catch and impale hoodies and burglars in the dark.Although it shouldn't be dark if the security light operates correctly, er, obviously. Which it does. It automatically switches on as i approach the back gate upon returning home. It's ace.

The bear trap sounds ace, put it at the door of your shed Dude!

Ive only got a window box

so i just use a fork

James Thomas wrote: Electronic cat scarer.

Does anyone know of a good pigeon deterrent?.. The use of shotguns appears to have been made illegal in these city areas.

Scares cats and pigeons; holds your tool; endlessly malleable; multi-functional; never lets you down, even in those cold winter months.

Every garden should have one.

Her fanny attracts slugs