Growing a beard

No had a shave in over a week now,by the 'itchy period' im looking like Grizzly Adams in a bad mood,so what do ye's think?..

All suggestions welcomed and considered

facial hair is crap (except on my last boyfriend, who had a really fetching goatee). just say no.

So thats a 'Have a shave ya scruffy looking cunt' is it?

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: what the fuck is a Mexican style gringo???

Signed,

Confused of extreme northern Mexico...

One a them gringo

While we're on the subject of facial hair, has anyone on here ever grew a muzzy/beard/both?

Becky?..Jem?...Kath?...

i think all men should absolutely grow a big proper beard at least once, if they can. i'm personally very fond of a beard (or a faceful of scratchy stubble), which is partly the fault of guy garvey and partly because it's so fucking manly. for god's sake don't twat about with a goatee or a moustache or anything that requires 'grooming'. that defeats the object.

oooh, look! i'm sexist.

I haven't been clean-shaven since I was in my teens. As such, I can say with some authority that shaving is for gayers.

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Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote: I haven't been clean-shaven since I was in my teens. As such, I can say with some authority that shaving is for gayers.

George Michael hasn't been clean shaven for years as well. Anyway - you were saying...

Ger Boy wrote:

Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote: I haven't been clean-shaven since I was in my teens. As such, I can say with some authority that shaving is for gayers.

George Michael hasn't been clean shaven for years as well. Anyway - you were saying...

I take your point, mate. But George's scrotum and anal region are totally hair free.

Real men don't wax.

you will end up putting the same amonut of time & effort into doing your beard as you would shaving every morning...i should know

definitely shave...beards usually make men look older.

Shaving around the crack and crotch is a must for good hygiene and general cleanliness.

Dont grow a beard you will look like a bum

Brotherhood all the way wrote: Shaving around the crack and crotch is a must for good hygiene and general cleanliness.

Dont grow a beard you will look like a bum

I've understand that a thorough all-over shave is a must if you want an eternal life surrounded by nubile virgins. After all, a prickly mush is going to wreak havoc on all that tender, virginal flesh.

What I want to know is: are said virgins shaven ravens?

El Jarvo wrote: Anyone ever had a shave with Aqueous cream?

You've got to try it once, leaves an incredidbly smooth finish and lovely moisturised skin after - doesn't lather though, so not much fun.

See also: King of Shaves. I really, really don't understand that stuff. It's like slime on your skin. Feels lovely after, natch, but I much prefer to see 'what' I'm shaving off (i.e. a lovely frothy gel) rather than second-guessing which bits I've missed.

Oh well, as you were.

Have you ever thought about writing erotica for a living, Al? You make the mindless daily tedium of shaving sound so damn sexy!!

It's a lucrative market, after all, and you could be NOOLs equivalent of this, er, 'housewives favourite':

The "Freddie":

Lloyd Banks wrote: So thats a 'Have a shave ya scruffy looking cunt' is it?

:D

Euuhm, yes!

Given that he is currently undisputed KING OF THE BEARD, surely a response from Ally would be appropriate at this juncture?

El Jarvo wrote:

See also: King of Shaves. I really, really don't understand that stuff. It's like slime on your skin. Feels lovely after, natch, but I much prefer to see 'what' I'm shaving off (i.e. a lovely frothy gel) rather than second-guessing which bits I've missed.

King of shaves stuff is good, I'm obviously not as excited about shaving as you, but if you can't see what needs shaving, it doesn't need shaving.

Jed Stephens wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

See also: King of Shaves. I really, really don't understand that stuff. It's like slime on your skin. Feels lovely after, natch, but I much prefer to see 'what' I'm shaving off (i.e. a lovely frothy gel) rather than second-guessing which bits I've missed.

King of shaves stuff is good, I'm obviously not as excited about shaving as you, but if you can't see what needs shaving, it doesn't need shaving.

i bought some of this for an ex, to go with his poncey badger brush, and he didn't like the way it failed to froth either. i find the actual act of shaving fascinating too. i'm starting to think i might have some sort of fetish.

are badger brushes cruel? do they snatch the hair roughly from the badger's tummy or gently tickle it out?

bloodynora wrote:

Jed Stephens wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

See also: King of Shaves. I really, really don't understand that stuff. It's like slime on your skin. Feels lovely after, natch, but I much prefer to see 'what' I'm shaving off (i.e. a lovely frothy gel) rather than second-guessing which bits I've missed.

King of shaves stuff is good, I'm obviously not as excited about shaving as you, but if you can't see what needs shaving, it doesn't need shaving.

i bought some of this for an ex, to go with his poncey badger brush, and he didn't like the way it failed to froth either. i find the actual act of shaving fascinating too. i'm starting to think i might have some sort of fetish.

are badger brushes cruel? do they snatch the hair roughly from the badger's tummy or gently tickle it out?

I don't use any kind of brush, just rub the stuff in my face, shave, go to work, that's it.

shaving can be fascinating, it depends what you're shaving on who

bloodynora wrote:

Jed Stephens wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

See also: King of Shaves. I really, really don't understand that stuff. It's like slime on your skin. Feels lovely after, natch, but I much prefer to see 'what' I'm shaving off (i.e. a lovely frothy gel) rather than second-guessing which bits I've missed.

King of shaves stuff is good, I'm obviously not as excited about shaving as you, but if you can't see what needs shaving, it doesn't need shaving.

i bought some of this for an ex, to go with his poncey badger brush, and he didn't like the way it failed to froth either. i find the actual act of shaving fascinating too. i'm starting to think i might have some sort of fetish.

are badger brushes cruel? do they snatch the hair roughly from the badger's tummy or gently tickle it out?

the badger is waxed

bloodynora wrote:

are badger brushes cruel? do they snatch the hair roughly from the badger's tummy or gently tickle it out?

Whaddya think badger baiting is about then?.. You reckon they set up a little badger 'coiffeur' down the local sett?

70s mustache and let the pubes grow wild.

You lot are fuckin useless,

I opted for the Meheecaan motherfucka, right down under my chin it goes, right,wheres my feckin sombrero?

Gazman wrote: You lot are fuckin useless,

I opted for the Meheecaan motherfucka, right down under my chin it goes, right,wheres my feckin sombrero?

Let it grow and attach to yer happy trail, and then let fun begin

still troubled by a surfeit of facial fuzz, gaz? why not make next month 'movember' and combine a very worthy celebration of the moustache with slightly worthy fundraising for the prostate cancer charity?

you could grow a vikingy moustache. one of them with plaits.

incidentally, is tom selleck the only man ever to be moustachioed AND sexy? i can't think of one other example.

bloodynora wrote: still troubled by a surfeit of facial fuzz, gaz? why not make next month 'movember' and combine a very worthy celebration of the moustache with slightly worthy fundraising for the prostate cancer charity?

you could grow a vikingy moustache. one of them with plaits.

incidentally, is tom selleck the only man ever to be moustachioed AND sexy? i can't think of one other example.

Grow an American policeman's moustache to be in lieu with Bad Lieutenant.

D-Evil. Tis Halloween after all, and Movember Eve.

bloodynora wrote: still troubled by a surfeit of facial fuzz, gaz? why not make next month 'movember' and combine a very worthy celebration of the moustache with slightly worthy fundraising for the prostate cancer charity?

you could grow a vikingy moustache. one of them with plaits. .

Seen it Becky and im in

Clean shaven at the mo,come the end of Nov hopefully i'll have a big fuck off 'tache and a pot full of money for Movember

good man, gaz. i'll sponsor you. don't forget to take a pic today and then at weekly intervals. not for my personal use/amusement, you understand, just to, you know, document events...

bloodynora wrote: still troubled by a surfeit of facial fuzz, gaz? why not make next month 'movember' and combine a very worthy celebration of the moustache with slightly worthy fundraising for the prostate cancer charity?

you could grow a vikingy moustache. one of them with plaits.

incidentally, is tom selleck the only man ever to be moustachioed AND sexy? i can't think of one other example.

Very krafty, How many women will be offering to double or even quadruple the donations in order to make a fella get rid of his 70's porn whiskers