Coffee v Tea

The Poll!

I likes me cuppa tea first thing in the morning and then as the day wears on its coffee for me,, then back to tea in the evening,, liked the hippy tea a few years ago but i got over that.

can i go on with this

Coffee black.

I do not, never have, and never will understand why people like tea. It's fucking disgusting. Like stale piss warmed up.

So, that's an English vote for coffee.

Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote: I do not, never have, and never will understand why people like tea. It's fucking disgusting. Like stale piss warmed up.

So, that's an English vote for coffee.

maybe you should try drinking fresh piss instead of the re-heated stuff.

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it tastes the same....

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i really need to stop drinking piss.

Another English vote for coffee, though only two cups a day, other than that it's water.

eskamiya wrote:

Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote: I do not, never have, and never will understand why people like tea. It's fucking disgusting. Like stale piss warmed up.

So, that's an English vote for coffee.

maybe you should try drinking fresh piss instead of the re-heated stuff.

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it tastes the same....

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i really need to stop drinking piss.

Tea: the warm beverage equivalent of rape.

Coffee

Though i make a mean cup of tea

Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote:

eskamiya wrote:

Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote: I do not, never have, and never will understand why people like tea. It's fucking disgusting. Like stale piss warmed up.

So, that's an English vote for coffee.

maybe you should try drinking fresh piss instead of the re-heated stuff.

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it tastes the same....

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i really need to stop drinking piss.

Tea: the warm beverage equivalent of rape.

i dunno man, its just tea.

When i was a little girl, i was molested by my uncle Kaleb. But i never blamed him. It wasn't his fault really, i mean with a name like that you're bound to be kinda quirky. He worked for many years as a traveling tea sales'oooh my god!!!!

Tea with milk and sugar.

I also like oolong tea and barley tea, and although I'm not a huge fan of green tea, I'll drink it when I'm offered it at someone's house.

Coffee first thing(with 2 bines,natch)

Tea with food,and at every other time-It's just etiquette,innit.

Like when that gnarly moron in the works canteen smashes my full English all over the plate with no regimental separating of the eggs and beans-I fucking hate that.No class.

Edit: Just last week a mate of mine came round mine for a cuppa and brought his own Ginseng teabag and told me how it makes you good at Kung-Fu..I'm not making this up!

Anyhow,he went right into the spiritual side of it's benefits,the little dickhead..You had to be there.Was funny-ish,I wanted him to stay but the kids Karate chopped him all over the gaff.

Boatraceface wrote:

... Like when that gnarly moron in the works canteen smashes my full English all over the plate with no regimental separating of the eggs and beans-I fucking hate that.No class.

This might help HELP!

Jed Stephens wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

... Like when that gnarly moron in the works canteen smashes my full English all over the plate with no regimental separating of the eggs and beans-I fucking hate that.No class.

This might help HELP!

Bit harsh Jed. Ok,I like my fodder not to look like a pig's cock.Guilty!:\ohwell:

I love English Tea and probably drink too much.

If abroad though, I always have coffee. Partial to a sweet latte.

Tea with lemon. No sugar. All the time.

Coffee extremely only for a company.. eh with a good chatter.

Need a good cup of coffee in the morning or I'm an arsehole all day.

Never understood hot tea, only way to drink it is ice cold.

Boatraceface wrote:

Jed Stephens wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

... Like when that gnarly moron in the works canteen smashes my full English all over the plate with no regimental separating of the eggs and beans-I fucking hate that.No class.

This might help HELP!

Bit harsh Jed. Ok,I like my fodder not to look like a pig's cock.Guilty!:\ohwell:

You're not at the stage yet where everything is lined up in hight order or sections for carbs, proteins and fats, but the use of "regimental" had me concerned. Only trying to help

good work, johnny.

johnny wrote:

Inspiration?

Boatraceface wrote:

Like when that gnarly moron in the works canteen smashes my full English all over the plate with no regimental separating of the eggs and beans-I fucking hate that.No class.

Use a sausage as a breakwater.

Overall, 8 0n 10.

Let's make love.

Major Tarantino wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Like when that gnarly moron in the works canteen smashes my full English all over the plate with no regimental separating of the eggs and beans-I fucking hate that.No class.

Use a sausage as a breakwater.

Overall, 8 0n 10.

Let's make love.

Maybe I wasn't specific enough,my mistake-The whole breakfast always looks regurgitated,literally smashed all over the plate.Tastes alright though.

Do you mind if we don't make love? We haven't even been on a date yet,besides,I only like making love with girls,silly as it sounds.No offence.

I prefer Coffee,

I was drinking too much of it though, so swapped to tea it's not as moreish.

El Jarvo wrote: Shouldn't this poll be renamed, "Are you English - yes or no?"

I'm English, so tea it is.

Though I will go and nice latte at work first thing of a morning!

Everything he said except replace 'English' for 'Scottish'. When I'm abroad though it's Starbucks' Latte's all the way as nobody can make tea like us.

Twinings Earl Grey, milk no sugar