No not the daft Texan cunt on here,
the page that comes up when you try and go to neworderonline.com,whats happened there?
Laymans terms please for thick Scots cunt 
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Gazman wrote: No not the daft Texan cunt on here,
the page that comes up when you try and go to neworderonline.com,whats happened there?
Laymans terms please for thick Scots cunt
It was fucked, it's now not any longer! :)
Jeff's not as daft as he looks...
Anyway, Nic knows and I think he's working on the problem.
In the meantime, people can still log on via the IP address.
Nick King wrote:
Gazman wrote: No not the daft Texan cunt on here,
the page that comes up when you try and go to neworderonline.com,whats happened there?
Laymans terms please for thick Scots cunt
It was fucked, it's now not any longer! :)
Now thats layman terms,thanks Nick
Chris Nash wrote:
In the meantime, people can still log on via the IP address.
I was gonny post the IP address Chris,then i thought,
If they can see it they dont need it and if they need it,
how will they see it 
I see what you mean Gaz, but connection is intermittent at the moment, so if people can log on normally and see this, they can keep it in reserve for the next time that daft Texan cnut trips over the power lead to the server ;)
Chris Nash wrote: I see what you mean Gaz, but connection is intermittent at the moment, so if people can log on normally and see this, they can keep it in reserve for the next time that daft Texan cnut trips over the power lead to the server ;)
So NOOL.com still works sometimes then
Ive got it bookmarked and everytime i tried it,I got the 'ask daftarse' page
Who let him out his cupboard anyway?...
NOOL.com is working again (for just now?..)
You can all now disregard this thread,or you can now all ask the daft Texan cunt questions....
Missy Jem wrote: Dear Jeff.
If you are really an albino, why do you have blue eyes and not red?
I'm not an albino...I'm just really pale!!!
Gazman wrote: No not the daft Texan cunt on here,
the page that comes up when you try and go to neworderonline.com,whats happened there?
Laymans terms please for thick Scots cunt
You should have asked Jeff ;)
Dear Jeff,
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,how many pecks of pickled peppers would Peter Piper pick if he was wearing boxing gloves?
Serious question
Shug wrote:
Gazman wrote: No not the daft Texan cunt on here,
the page that comes up when you try and go to neworderonline.com,whats happened there?
Laymans terms please for thick Scots cunt
You should have asked Jeff ;)
I'll wait til he gets back to me on the pickled peppers first amigo
Bernard Manning wrote: Jeff
What's a Hershy Bar?
I think that's a drinking hole off the hersey highway, innit?
EdelBrock wrote:
Bernard Manning wrote: Jeff
What's a Hershy Bar?
I think that's a drinking hole off the hersey highway, innit?
Wouldnt that be a Hersey Bar?...
Gazman wrote: Dear Jeff,
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,how many pecks of pickled peppers would Peter Piper pick if he was wearing boxing gloves?
Serious question
uhm...I would think it would be impossible to pick any pickled peppers wearing boxing gloves...but assuming he could pick a peck of pickled peppers wearing boxing gloves, I would guess that he would pick 537.605 cubic inches of peppers before deciding that one peck would suffice...
Bernard Manning wrote: Jeff
What's a Hershy Bar?
it's where Hershy Kay went for a shandy with Shug...
true dat...
Gazman wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Bernard Manning wrote: Jeff
What's a Hershy Bar?
I think that's a drinking hole off the hersey highway, innit?
Wouldnt that be a Hersey Bar?...
everybody making fun of everyone else's spelling...what's next???pointing out grammar errors???
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Gazman wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Bernard Manning wrote: Jeff
What's a Hershy Bar?
I think that's a drinking hole off the hersey highway, innit?
Wouldnt that be a Hersey Bar?...
everybody making fun of everyone else's spelling...what's next???pointing out grammar errors???
Chris, are you gonna tell him about the need for two spaces after question marks, cause I sure ain't doing it
Gazman wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Bernard Manning wrote: Jeff
What's a Hershy Bar?
I think that's a drinking hole off the hersey highway, innit?
Wouldnt that be a Hersey Bar?...
So Jeff what is the difference between a Hershy Bar and a hersey bar?
EdelBrock wrote:
Gazman wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Bernard Manning wrote: Jeff
What's a Hershy Bar?
I think that's a drinking hole off the hersey highway, innit?
Wouldnt that be a Hersey Bar?...
So Jeff what is the difference between a Hershy Bar and a hersey bar?
a hersey bar is where bad cafflicks go for a drink...
wait...that's heresy...
so you've got me stumped...
