Christmas List
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Juliette Binoche 4 cans of Speckled Hen Noel Edmund jumper Cuddly Toy Shoot Annual Model of a Klingon Battle Cruiser
The Godfather complete set with bonus disc,only £15 from HMV. Can you believe that i've never seen a Godfather film!
isaac wrote: The Godfather complete set with bonus disc,only £15 from HMV. Can you believe that i've never seen a Godfather film!
Me neither. Even more ridiculous is that when I was packing up my house last week (I'm moving) I found the complete box set. Still shrink wrapped. It's now sitting safely in my storage unit along with the rest of my possessions. Maybe one day I'll get round to watching it. Thanks to whoever bought it for me.
Anyway, Xmas list
Digital radio for the car I don't yet have. Nintendo Wii Kraftwerk's 'Der Kataolg' A nice v-neck sweater 'The Wrestler' on DVD Tweed jacket and wellingtons. Membership to the 'Countryside Alliance'.
Black & Decker Workbench, cos I've got some logs which need chopping up - I made the mistake of chopping some directly on my patio, and have cracked half the paving slabs!
Hooky's book.
JPG aftershave - both green and white.
tatty devine necklace marimekko fabric perfume scuptasutra satsuma chocolate coins this mug unknown pleasures knickers
There's a good reason you will NOT be getting the B194, I'M FUCKING GETTING IT YOU CUNT!!!!!!
(it says championship winning.....could it be the one from Adelaide, where he "won" it.)
The rest of me list requires thought.
Perfume - Viktor Rolf Flower Bomb Record Decks Acoustic Guitar Metal wall tiles for my kitchen Ladies Waxed Barbour Jacket New camera
I've not been very good this year though 
Bailiff-repellent spray Gender re-alignment surgery (I should have stayed a girl in the first place) The first Transvision Vamp album Scalextric (which my bastard parents would never get me) Philip Larkin: Collected Works Some proper old-skool porn mags with REALLY HAIRY FANNIES Shug's hand in marriage [NB - a hand job will suffice] Some dignity and/or self-esteem [failing that: Crystal Meth, and lots of it] To be removed from the sex offender's list (he looked older than 14 to me, the fucking little shit) Big fucking tin of Quality Street A Stoke win on Boxing Day
That's not too greedy, is it?
El Jarvo wrote: Black & Decker Workbench, cos I've got some logs which need chopping up - I made the mistake of chopping some directly on my patio, and have cracked half the paving slabs!
Hooky's book.
JPG aftershave - both green and white.
nah...what you really need is a CHAINSAW!!!
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Chav!
From the guy who wandered around Paris in a Nike bubble jacket!
Anyway, Chavs can't afford this baby...Covet covet covet
Missy Jem wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Chav!
Anyway, Chavs can't afford this baby...Covet covet covet
Snice that. 
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Black & Decker Workbench, cos I've got some logs which need chopping up - I made the mistake of chopping some directly on my patio, and have cracked half the paving slabs!
Hooky's book.
JPG aftershave - both green and white.
nah...what you really need is a CHAINSAW!!!
true fact! what are you using wedges & sledge hammer, or an axe?
Ken Burn's The Civil War on DVD. Bernie's About(Book) One pocket of salt,and one of pepper(to blind potential attackers) Andre Agassi's book-whose father gave me the above tip. Kelly Brook. A cleaner for my house. A decent centre forward. Some new Forrest Hills. Nicotine patches,supplemented with one of those gay white plastic pretend ciggies.
Job's right.
Jon and Edward - Lets Get Ready To Rumble Louis Walsh - The Autobiography The new Robbie Williams album (on cassette) A laser disc player Our Price record voucher Rumberlows storecard
Boatraceface wrote: Nicotine patches,supplemented with one of those gay white plastic pretend ciggies.
They're shite, I normally just buy a packet of smokes and light one! 
Dukla Prague Away Shirt.
Fradders, the HJ was a one off. I would never marry anyone with more facial hair than masel.
AS always, shergold marathon 6, eccleshall 335 style, ashdown mag600h amp bundle, apple logic studio and pinarello dogma, I think I need a lottery win for that lot though!
iPOD -the old Classic one 160GB Several packets Flashwipes Plastic LP Covers Blue Ray player Scaletrix Beano Album Cashew Nuts Tom Juice -Britvic and BIG TOM Brasher Supalite Walking Boots -again Kraftwerk Box Set-name i can't remember..DER KATALOG
M-AUDIO MIDI CONTROLLER or MICRO KORG (don't want to be greedy) DOLBY 5:1 SURROUND SYSTEM STAR TREK DVD TERMINATOR SALVATION DVD EDITORS new album MINISTRY OF SOUND - Fantastic 80s oh and AUDI TT..
hibster wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Black & Decker Workbench, cos I've got some logs which need chopping up - I made the mistake of chopping some directly on my patio, and have cracked half the paving slabs!
Hooky's book.
JPG aftershave - both green and white.
nah...what you really need is a CHAINSAW!!!
true fact! what are you using wedges & sledge hammer, or an axe?
B+D workbenches aren't that good, if all you want is to saw logs build a saw horse, alternatively have a look at this. For chopping them after you need a tree stump.
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I want to prance around in a pair of ladies knickers...
Not doing anything special this year then?
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I want to prance around in a pair of ladies knickers...
And me Jeff, with Hold up stockings on 
Doctor? wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I want to prance around in a pair of ladies knickers...
Not doing anything special this year then?
not really...I'd like them to be a pair of Jemma's...but that might be asking a tad much...
especially since I've heard she doesn't wear any...
w00t!!!
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I want to prance around in a pair of ladies knickers...
Not doing anything special this year then?
not really...I'd like them to be a pair of Jemma's...but that might be asking a tad much...
especially since I've heard she doesn't wear any...
w00t!!!
She does, sometimes
hibster wrote:
Gazman wrote: Big smiles on the kids' faces on Christmas morning does me
you soft shite!
Ssshh! Dont tell anyone
Bernard Manning wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I want to prance around in a pair of ladies knickers...
Not doing anything special this year then?
not really...I'd like them to be a pair of Jemma's...but that might be asking a tad much...
especially since I've heard she doesn't wear any...
w00t!!!
She does, sometimes
Aye,on her head
in addition to a pair of Jemma's knickers, I'd also like a minty mint copy of abacab by Genesis on vinyl...
Jemma's knickers don't necessarily need to be minty mint though...
