Christmas List — Forum Archive

10 Nov 2009, 23:08

Socks Schumacher's Beneton Circus tickets Vox Amp Guinness Book of Records Sweater

11 Nov 2009, 00:32

Juliette Binoche 4 cans of Speckled Hen Noel Edmund jumper Cuddly Toy Shoot Annual Model of a Klingon Battle Cruiser

11 Nov 2009, 00:38

A book.

11 Nov 2009, 01:20

The Godfather complete set with bonus disc,only £15 from HMV. Can you believe that i've never seen a Godfather film!

11 Nov 2009, 03:05

isaac wrote: The Godfather complete set with bonus disc,only £15 from HMV. Can you believe that i've never seen a Godfather film!

Me neither. Even more ridiculous is that when I was packing up my house last week (I'm moving) I found the complete box set. Still shrink wrapped. It's now sitting safely in my storage unit along with the rest of my possessions. Maybe one day I'll get round to watching it. Thanks to whoever bought it for me.

Anyway, Xmas list

Digital radio for the car I don't yet have. Nintendo Wii Kraftwerk's 'Der Kataolg' A nice v-neck sweater 'The Wrestler' on DVD Tweed jacket and wellingtons. Membership to the 'Countryside Alliance'.

11 Nov 2009, 03:11

Black & Decker Workbench, cos I've got some logs which need chopping up - I made the mistake of chopping some directly on my patio, and have cracked half the paving slabs!

Hooky's book.

JPG aftershave - both green and white.

11 Nov 2009, 04:04

tatty devine necklace marimekko fabric perfume scuptasutra satsuma chocolate coins this mug unknown pleasures knickers

11 Nov 2009, 04:33

There's a good reason you will NOT be getting the B194, I'M FUCKING GETTING IT YOU CUNT!!!!!!

(it says championship winning.....could it be the one from Adelaide, where he "won" it.)

The rest of me list requires thought.

11 Nov 2009, 04:36

Perfume - Viktor Rolf Flower Bomb Record Decks Acoustic Guitar Metal wall tiles for my kitchen Ladies Waxed Barbour Jacket New camera

I've not been very good this year though :shrug:

11 Nov 2009, 05:19

Missy Jem wrote:

New camera

That's on the list every year, innit?! :nod:

11 Nov 2009, 05:52

What can I say, I'm not good with cameras :laugh:

11 Nov 2009, 06:13

A job.

Failing that, some Lindt chocolate.

11 Nov 2009, 08:24

air compressor big new toolbox

11 Nov 2009, 08:56

My passport returned to me.

11 Nov 2009, 11:48

Bailiff-repellent spray Gender re-alignment surgery (I should have stayed a girl in the first place) The first Transvision Vamp album Scalextric (which my bastard parents would never get me) Philip Larkin: Collected Works Some proper old-skool porn mags with REALLY HAIRY FANNIES Shug's hand in marriage [NB - a hand job will suffice] Some dignity and/or self-esteem [failing that: Crystal Meth, and lots of it] To be removed from the sex offender's list (he looked older than 14 to me, the fucking little shit) Big fucking tin of Quality Street A Stoke win on Boxing Day

That's not too greedy, is it?

11 Nov 2009, 12:32

El Jarvo wrote: Black & Decker Workbench, cos I've got some logs which need chopping up - I made the mistake of chopping some directly on my patio, and have cracked half the paving slabs!

Hooky's book.

JPG aftershave - both green and white.

nah...what you really need is a CHAINSAW!!!

11 Nov 2009, 12:42

Missy Jem wrote:

Ladies Waxed Barbour Jacket

Chav!

11 Nov 2009, 14:04

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Chav!

:laugh: From the guy who wandered around Paris in a Nike bubble jacket!

Anyway, Chavs can't afford this baby...Covet covet covet

11 Nov 2009, 14:30

Missy Jem wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Chav!

From the guy who wandered around Paris in a Nike bubble jacket!

Anyway, Chavs can't afford this baby...Covet covet covet

Snice that. :nod:

11 Nov 2009, 15:13

Big smiles on the kids' faces on Christmas morning does me :nod:

12 Nov 2009, 00:37

Gazman wrote: Big smiles on the kids' faces on Christmas morning does me

you soft shite!

12 Nov 2009, 00:38

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Black & Decker Workbench, cos I've got some logs which need chopping up - I made the mistake of chopping some directly on my patio, and have cracked half the paving slabs!

Hooky's book.

JPG aftershave - both green and white.

nah...what you really need is a CHAINSAW!!!

true fact! what are you using wedges & sledge hammer, or an axe?

12 Nov 2009, 02:25

Ken Burn's The Civil War on DVD. Bernie's About(Book) One pocket of salt,and one of pepper(to blind potential attackers) Andre Agassi's book-whose father gave me the above tip. Kelly Brook. A cleaner for my house. A decent centre forward. Some new Forrest Hills. Nicotine patches,supplemented with one of those gay white plastic pretend ciggies.

Job's right.

12 Nov 2009, 03:15

Jon and Edward - Lets Get Ready To Rumble Louis Walsh - The Autobiography The new Robbie Williams album (on cassette) A laser disc player Our Price record voucher Rumberlows storecard

12 Nov 2009, 03:33

Boatraceface wrote: Nicotine patches,supplemented with one of those gay white plastic pretend ciggies.

They're shite, I normally just buy a packet of smokes and light one! :smoking:

:smoking:

12 Nov 2009, 04:16

Dukla Prague Away Shirt.

Fradders, the HJ was a one off. I would never marry anyone with more facial hair than masel.

12 Nov 2009, 06:06

Gretsch Pro Jet

12 Nov 2009, 10:49

AS always, shergold marathon 6, eccleshall 335 style, ashdown mag600h amp bundle, apple logic studio and pinarello dogma, I think I need a lottery win for that lot though!

12 Nov 2009, 12:57

iPOD -the old Classic one 160GB Several packets Flashwipes Plastic LP Covers Blue Ray player Scaletrix Beano Album Cashew Nuts Tom Juice -Britvic and BIG TOM Brasher Supalite Walking Boots -again Kraftwerk Box Set-name i can't remember..DER KATALOG

13 Nov 2009, 17:43

Missy Jem wrote: Acoustic Guitar

Come on Jemmie,get those lessons started!!!