Ewar Woowar ea
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That's my favourite joke ever: "Why has Edward Woodward got 4 D's in his name?"
He's married to "Mmmmm, Betty!" isn't he?
Well, he was.
Apparently he was really good mates with her Dad first which was a bit weird. But they were together a long time.
I know he achieved huge fame with the Equaliser but for me his best telly role was Nev the dustbinman in Common as Muck, showed his great range as an actor. I guess for me Mam's generation he'll always be Callan
Film wise Breaker Morant and of course The Wicker Man stand the test of time and he was pretty good in Hot Fuzz.
Still, a life well lived and not a bad innings given his heart problems when he was the Equaliser. Left some great work behind which is no bad thing
El Jarvo wrote:
That's my favourite joke ever: "Why has Edward Woodward got 4 D's in his name?"
Shame that a lot of people under 35 know him not for his acting, but only through that joke. (and 'What do you call a man with three planks on his head?', naturally.)
El Jarvo wrote: That's my favourite joke ever: "Why has Edward Woodward got 4 D's in his name?" He's married to "Mmmmm, Betty!" isn't he?
Well, he was.
I dont get that 
Gazman wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: That's my favourite joke ever: "Why has Edward Woodward got 4 D's in his name?" He's married to "Mmmmm, Betty!" isn't he?
Well, he was.
I dont get that
See the title of this thread -
Why has Edward Woodward got 4 D's in his name?
Cos if he didn't, he'd be called Ewar Woowar.
El Jarvo wrote:
Gazman wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: That's my favourite joke ever: "Why has Edward Woodward got 4 D's in his name?" He's married to "Mmmmm, Betty!" isn't he?
Well, he was.
I dont get that
See the title of this thread -
Why has Edward Woodward got 4 D's in his name?
Cos if he didn't, he'd be called Ewar Woowar.
Al,no offence mate,but thats pish 
true though
It's in the delivery Gaz. If you hear it told, rather than see it written on a website punchline first, it's funny. Take my word for it
Missy Jem wrote: It's in the delivery Gaz. If you hear it told, rather than see it written on a website punchline first, it's funny. Take my word for it
It helps if you're pissed too!
Missy Jem wrote: It's in the delivery Gaz. If you hear it told, rather than see it written on a website punchline first, it's funny. Take my word for it
To my eternal shame Jem,I ended up telling it to anyone that would listen,I even told the kids it ("who's Edward Woodward?" they replied)
Gazman wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: It's in the delivery Gaz. If you hear it told, rather than see it written on a website punchline first, it's funny. Take my word for it
To my eternal shame Jem,I ended up telling it to anyone that would listen,I even told the kids it ("who's Edward Woodward?" they replied)
I told it to all the lads at work last night and pretended I made it up myself.The giggles rumbled on right through bait time,I thought their pants would never dry.
One or two had heard the 3 planks one,so I could'nt really claim that one,sadly.Although I tried to,natch.
I got texted this one in return,from a lad I texted Ewar Woow ar to on another part of the site,which I found to be a tad crass....
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