Top 5 Popular Myths of Our Time

1. Men in "skinny jeans" is an attractive look
2. If you cheat the benefit system, you will get caught
3. The internet "changed everything"
4. The election of the Tories will be anything other than a fucking social catastrophe
5. Drinking cider after the age of 14 is socially, morally and ethically acceptable

This is, of course, just the tip of the iceberg.

Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote:

1. Men in "skinny jeans" is an attractive look

It is, you just need to look at the right men.

Admittedly, most look like Max Wall.

Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote:

1. Men in "skinny jeans" is an attractive look

AMEN!!!

Missy Jem wrote:

Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote:

1. Men in "skinny jeans" is an attractive look

It is, you just need to look at the right men.

Admittedly, most look like Max Wall.

The only person I have ever seen who can pull this look off is John Cooper Clarke. Everyone else either looks like (a) a twat, (b) a fat twat, (c) a fucking gormless fat twat, (d) or a complete and utter cunt.

Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote:

The only person I have ever seen who can pull this look off is John Cooper Clarke. Everyone else either looks like (a) a twat, (b) a fat twat, (c) a fucking gormless fat twat, (d) or a complete and utter cunt.

That's almost poetic enough to be one of his!

1. Bob Holness played the sax on Mr Raffertys Baker Street
2. Some bloke woke up in an ice bath with a fresh scar where his kidney was
3. Mark Almond had his stomach pumped and five pints of spunk was extracted 4)The war in Iraq wasn't about oil
4. Seaman Stains & Roger the Cabin boy are characters in Captain Pugwash

Catherine the Great was not, in fact, killed during a sex act with a horse.

Biginoil wrote: Catherine the Great was not, in fact, killed during a sex act with a horse.

No but the horse died because of that leather twatted whore.