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Spiders Legs

Though once a common occurrence at International athletics meetings, now scarcer than the proverbial female chickens teeth. The main protagonists were former eastern bloc athletes, often long jumpers.

A close up camera shot showing Heike Dreschler pulling the gym knickers out from her bum cleavage, usually cut to a shot affording an excellent vantage point of coiled springs, gushing from the sides of said knickers.

The reason for the decline is most likely related to the fall of communism. Perhaps the vouchers used for shopping at the local pharmacy all went on steroids or the queue at the counter for depilatory creams was on the other side of the store. Even such great athletes must’ve found it difficult to get to the front of two queues. It could just of been that there was a dearth of such products generally but we never got see under the layers of fur.

It seems they have far less trouble obtaining a surfeit of cosmetic products these days. Though using them as if they are going out of fashion is somewhat paradoxical, probably:D

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Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©
Spiders Legs

Though once a common occurrence at International athletics meetings, now scarcer than the proverbial female chickens teeth. The main protagonists were former eastern bloc athletes, often long jumpers.

A close up camera shot showing Heike Dreschler pulling the gym knickers out from her bum cleavage usually cut to a shot affording an excellent vantage point of coiled springs gushing from the sides of said knickers.

The reason for the decline is most likely related to the fall of communism. Perhaps the vouchers used for shopping at the local pharmacy all went on steroids or the queue at the counter for depilatory creams was on the other side of the store. Even such great athletes must’ve found it difficult to get to the front of two queues. It could just of been that there was a dearth of such products generally but we never got see under the layers of fur.

It seems they have far less trouble obtaining a surfeit of cosmetic products these days. Though using them as if they are going out of fashion is somewhat paradoxical, probably:D

:clap: :clap: you mad sod!:D

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