reasons to not date.....

a) vote tory b) support spurs c) do not like the cocteau twins

supports R****rs

supports R****rs

has a cock

do not have good taste in music.

Facsimile wrote: a) vote tory b) support spurs c) do not like the cocteau twins

I never covered my reasons last night:

d) none - give them all a chance, I said I'd never date a red...

(This is Missy Jem, just realised it's not me logged in)

Oooooh :evil2:

1 - married

Idiot you are in so much shit when i see ya, what else have you been doing to my laptop Jemma!!!

Facsimile wrote: a) vote tory b) support spurs c) do not like the cocteau twins

I'd say that definitely covers the basics. However, I'd also add: pathologically narcissistic, borderline sociopathic, utterly self-absorbed compulsive masturbators who casually try to fist you (without at least asking first).

This has no basis in personal experience, obviously.

Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote:

Facsimile wrote: a) vote tory b) support spurs c) do not like the cocteau twins

I'd say that definitely covers the basics. However, I'd also add: pathologically narcissistic, borderline sociopathic, utterly self-absorbed compulsive masturbators who casually try to fist you (without at least asking first).

This has no basis in personal experience, obviously.

Yeah yeah,fair point who gives a rat's arse.Let's stick to the aesthetics Fradds.

D)looks like Pete Sampras E)Your mam might fancy the hairy cunt F)they might not loan Tuncay back to you G)-Whizz

Prove me wrong,loan us Tuncay back.....have a word with Pulis.I tell you what,that kid is a proper footballer,non-negotiable,he just is... I gather he doesn't fit into the 'lump the cunt' style at Stoke just now.I'm not being funny Martin,how about lending the Turk girl hair back to dear old Boro?

I swear down that kid can really play.Youtube the cunt,and lend us him back.Least you can do...He's surplus to requirements at Plough Lane...It's not even a hardship for you bozos.

Edit: Don't start coming the cunt with "You've already got Big Dave Kitson on loan from us,what more do you scruffy Teessiders want?"

You are aware I have feelings....Be the bigger man an farm the bastard back out on loan to us.That's a perfectly reasonable request in my eyes.Suits all parties,you can be free to clogg away Wimbledonesque....ergo,everyone's a winner.

Boaty - lending you that ginger minge-head Kitson was just another way of rubbing your face in the fact that we've got Tuncay and we can't be arsed to play him. Flair and skill have no place in the totalitarian world of Swiss Tony Pulis. Huth is a much better player, BTW. Your feelings mean nothing to us. Especially when you can't even beat fucking Peterborough.

#137 - being a bitter and twisted 'Boro fan #138 - wanting to sleep with Tuncay #139 - angry about Stoke being fucking better than everyone else (FACT!) #140 - Etc.

141: Cocky cunt.

You bum the wealthy gentry of Stoke-on-Trentry on Robbie's day off.

And you lack heart,pity and anything else in a decent picnic box.

Your only redeeming feature is-eventually you will see it my way and lend us back Sinbad.

Tenner on it,Rudolph Valentino. Let's not lose the lad's thread,these are just words.

Love is lovely.

We used to call it 'going out with' I still do,and I think that's how it is... Now it's 'Dating' American fucking cack.. As if. I call a Snickers a Marathon.

Fuck off.