Do you have a hole in your arse?

I do

Biology was never your strong point, eh love?

Good for YOU!:D

Jemima your are on the naughty step tonight missy

Note to all do not leave your lap top near the horwich nutta's

For the record I was refering to an issue with my clothing

and who's that hunk in your avatar?

Burt Reynolds wrote: and who's that hunk in your avatar?

burt, I didn't know you felt that way. x

Facsimile wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: and who's that hunk in your avatar?

burt, I didn't know you felt that way. x

haha!... it's your sexual ambiguity!

Burt Reynolds wrote: and who's that hunk in your avatar?

God knows,but bubble jackets are soooo 1990's!

Gazman wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: and who's that hunk in your avatar?

God knows,but bubble jackets are soooo 1990's!

When the flood comes and he's floating away while yer sinking, then we'll see who's laughing

I'm pretty sure the results of judgement day are not likely to be decided by who has the most bouyant clothes.

What happens if you are born without an arse hole?

Ess wrote: I do

Yet the shit seems to be coming from your mouth!

Gazman wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: and who's that hunk in your avatar?

God knows,but bubble jackets are soooo 1990's!

I'd have said 89 tops...same,same.

Are those leg-warmers I see you sporting under the table there Bertrood?

Doctor? wrote: I'm pretty sure the results of judgement day are not likely to be decided by who has the most bouyant clothes.

I beg to differ. Initially it could make all the difference. Why only the other day,Noah phoned and lamented the fact bubble jackets were too much of a fashion faux pas for him to take on board,yet it remains his biggest regret.

Boatraceface wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: and who's that hunk in your avatar?

God knows,but bubble jackets are soooo 1990's!

I'd have said 89 tops...same,same.

Are those leg-warmers I see you sporting under the table there Bertrood?

pop socks and a boob tube actually.

Boatraceface wrote:

Doctor? wrote: I'm pretty sure the results of judgement day are not likely to be decided by who has the most bouyant clothes.

I beg to differ. Initially it could make all the difference. Why only the other day,Noah phoned and lamented the fact bubble jackets were too much of fashion faux pas for him to take on board,yet it remains his biggest regret.

Interesting arguments which i was discussing with Noah the other day over a pint in Cockermouth.

Puffer jackets were a knock on effect during the last recession IMHO. Save heating keep warm etc. The worst clothing faux-pas of that recession was those terrible padded lumberjack shirts.

I'm just ahead of you all and re-defining recession fashion ahead of the winter. I perhaps need to avoid Nike and get a cheap one 'darnnnn the markettt' for full-on dirty chav effect.

OR, I could go for a Barbour.

Ess wrote:

For the record I was refering to an issue with my clothing

I had a rip in the crotch of my pants(TROUSERS!) which I took to the cleaners yesterday to fix

Burt Reynolds wrote:

OR, I could go for a Barbour.

You don't have enough class darling

Jed Stephens wrote:

Ess wrote: I do

Yet the shit seems to be coming from your mouth!

0_o wrote: What happens if you are born without an arse hole?

Gordon Brown.

0_o wrote: What happens if you are born without an arse hole?

Gordon Brown.

Doctor? wrote:

0_o wrote: What happens if you are born without an arse hole?

Gordon Brown.

... texture like sun

Missy Jem wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

OR, I could go for a Barbour.

You don't have enough class darling

Missy Jem wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

0_o wrote: What happens if you are born without an arse hole?

Gordon Brown.

... texture like sun

thats quite witty...

...for you Jemima!