Top 5 "Villains" of the Year

(Of course, we all need pantomime baddies to make us feel better about our own inane failings and complete and utter inadequacy as human beings....)

1. The bastard BANKERS (who MADE me max out 10 credit cards)
2. EVIL Simon Cowell (because there was NO shit pop music before him)
3. The INEPT Gordon Brown (cos, like, he's fat AND Scottish, innit)
4. SLUT BITCH WHORE Amanda "just like that lass in Basic Instinct" Knox (because you wished she'd played kinky sex games with YOU)
5. President "HAS HE ACTUALLY DONE ANYTHING YET?" Obama (because when you put one of THEM in charge nothing's ever going to get done. Lazy fucker, just like when they were slaves....)

Various baddies in Formula 1. Their presence is deliberate, an attempt to make everyone else in the sport seem normal and good.

Arguments about which of them is the bigger wankbag only blur the fact that they are all wankbags to some, large, degree.

And before anyone says it, I know that I am:

• one of the worst offenders

• only jealous

Obama? Hmm. Nobel peace prize? For what?

What have he done for you lately?

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: wot, no mention of Dubya???

he was president for 20 days or so this year...

Well at least he DID something... not saying it was good or bad, like...

Rian wrote: Obama? Hmm. Nobel peace prize? For what?

What have he done for you lately?

Blame that on thems youropeans, not like he asked for the award...

.... though he sure snatched it up to get in the limelight.

EdelBrock wrote:

Rian wrote: Obama? Hmm. Nobel peace prize? For what?

What have he done for you lately?

Blame that on thems youropeans, not like he asked for the award...

He could have said "no thanks", but he didn't. It has happened before in Nobel prize history.

Rian wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Rian wrote: Obama? Hmm. Nobel peace prize? For what?

What have he done for you lately?

Blame that on thems youropeans, not like he asked for the award...

He could have said "no thanks", but he didn't. It has happened before in Nobel prize history.

I'm the last to disagree with that, he should have tossed it away... but he's a media monger...

...still, he can't decline without it being offered.

but the 'peans thought he was green around the corner, they could get him in his pocket with a nice sparkly... at least his speech didn't relay that that motive was accomplished

Mike Ashley X 5. The ultimate baddie...booooo

Only two truly stand out this year: that twat Jon Gosselin and his irritating ex-wife Kate. I'd rather have lemon juice poured into 1000 paper cuts than ever see them again on the telly.

AgentWood wrote: Only two truly stand out this year: that twat Jon Gosselin and his irritating ex-wife Kate. I'd rather have lemon juice poured into 1000 paper cuts than ever see them again on the telly.

You watch the telly in Connecticut?

Joe McEldery for ruining Miley Cyrus' The Climb

Buck Hill wrote:

AgentWood wrote: Only two truly stand out this year: that twat Jon Gosselin and his irritating ex-wife Kate. I'd rather have lemon juice poured into 1000 paper cuts than ever see them again on the telly.

You watch the telly in Connecticut?

as i eat my crumpets and jam.

My top 5 would be:

1. Kate Gosselin
2. Jon Gosselin
3. Octo-mom
4. the dad of the hot air balloon kid
5. whoever denied Barney his US Visa

I just hate fame whores in general & especially people who are so low as to use their own kids to try to become famous.

Remember that movie, My Best Friend's Wedding? These parents are the PUS that feeds on the fungus that feeds on the pond scum.