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i,ve just got back from PLANET ROCKET..
i decided to take up the PLANET ROCKET invite..
bit dissapointing really, i cant see what all the fuss is about... 400 items?
i went up expecting to have a FINETIME and be SHELLSHOCKED...
still i managed to nick 586 12" and BLUE MONDAY/TRUE FAITH 7" so it wasnt all for nothing.......
as for charging someone £2.50 for a bacon buttie in your own home......... well!! thats beyond even me
BASTARD and this being my 2000 post.
PS can i have my tin opener back....and the state you left my bog in! 
What made you turn up at 06:30 in the morning anyway! :D
Should we leave a message to tell Sputnick where you tied him up?
Sputnick if you're reading this. My guess is under the stairs behind your bike.
Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©
Should we leave a message to tell Sputnick where you tied him up? Sputnick if you're reading this. My guess is under the stairs behind your bike.
You still owe me 60p for the LARGE coke!
Originally posted by Rocket Mick BASTARD and this being my 2000 post.PS can i have my tin opener back....and the state you left my bog in!
sorry about the bog.. but where i come from we have them in the house now and dont have to share em with next door
Originally posted by Rocket Mick > Originally posted by Hank Wiseass©
Should we leave a message to tell Sputnick where you tied him up? Sputnick if you're reading this. My guess is under the stairs behind your bike.
You still owe me 60p for the LARGE coke!
I'll box ya off when my I get me pension.
BTW i have only 398 items now you git!:D
More like HOOKY'S SWAG BAG!
Ps i only charged him £2 for the sarnie.
I'm with the Hanky & Wally - Rocket's Residence is a bit of a dump, Wally, he charged me 4 pound 50 fer a can of fookin stella I know he's unemployed and all that, but he was taking the piss a wee bit there Baldrick asked him fer a packet of crisps - Baldy's reply was as follows "Do you have EGG in a purple and yellow cover?" so unfortunatley Baldrick had to starve:D
As fer his collection - pants innit? Who wants rare remixes by someone ye've never heard of......not me Percy! And all these foreign imports.....whass that all about? The Man is quite obviously demented
Originally posted by ShugZV I'm with the Hanky & Wally - Rocket's Residence is a bit of a dump, Wally, he charged me 4 pound 50 fer a can of fookin stella
:D
Originally posted by ShugZV I'm with the Hanky & Wally - Rocket's Residence is a bit of a dump, Wally, he charged me 4 pound 50 fer a can of fookin stella
thanks for that SHUGZ .. at least i know it isnt just me!
after 3 coffees , the aformentioned bacon sarnie and £25 on petrol it turned out into an expensive day..
in all fairness he doesnt seem too bad a bloke, albeit a little CONFUSED!! 
Originally posted by HOOKYS WALLET > Originally posted by ShugZV I'm with the Hanky & Wally - Rocket's Residence is a bit of a dump, Wally, he charged me 4 pound 50 fer a can of fookin stella
thanks for that SHUGZ .. at least i know it isnt just me!
after 3 coffees , the aformentioned bacon sarnie and £25 on petrol it turned out into an expensive day..
in all fairness he doesnt seem too bad a bloke, albeit a little CONFUSED!!
That was my carer you spoke to yesterday!:D FIGS
which one was the carer? the one with long hair and breasts or the one with no hair and breasts
Originally posted by HOOKYS WALLET which one was the carer? the one with long hair and breasts or the one with no hair and breasts
Look at least i can SEW!:D
Originally posted by HOOKYS WALLET in all fairness he doesnt seem too bald a bloke, but I think he was wearing a toupee!!
Couldnae have phrased it better
Originally posted by ShugZV > Originally posted by HOOKYS WALLET> > > in all fairness he doesnt seem too bald a bloke, but I think he was wearing a toupee!!
Couldnae have phrased it better
He says he likes YOUR record!:D
One is NOT amused.......Mr Wallet, that was my fookin record, Mini Me's rather large brother promised me it when we visited last month! Seems I'll have to get in touch with my secret but highly intelligent army of super ants (which are concealed inside all my New Order tapes he has) their minds have been altered and armed.....for when they hear The Rocket Man say "al ave a bacon sarnie" they will march into action and steal that rather delicious double Perfect Kiss single that he treasures so much
All it takes is one touch of my antometer to send the signal.....but apparently, they are that well trained, 106 of them have all ready committed Hari Kari - they keep hearing the bacon sarnie bit, but they haven't received a pulse from the antometer Committed little buggers are ants you know:D
Adam the ant is the bodyguard of me tapes....if one leaves your premises - he'll fookin have you, he's got a gun you know! and please do not confront him, he's mad
sorry about the tapes SHUGZ, the silly old fool told me they were his and were surplus to requirements....
i,ll get em sent back ASAP, as i dont wanna endure the wrath of the PURPLE doc's..
Probably HOOKY'S TIGHT WALLET took em.:D