I'm no guitar player, but I've still managed to fuck myself right up with one. The details escape me, but it would appear that in execution of a Neil Young number chez moi with a sturdy dreadnought early on Sunday morning I have managed to fall forwards onto a large wooden chest. Thankfully the guitar suffered only superficial damage, whereas I have cracked a rib and damaged shoulder and elbow tendons in my left arm.
Drinks had been consumed.
Has anyone else managed to be so spactacularly stupid, or am I king fucking dong again?
