So I'm sat in the office...

W O R K

it is GOOD

Listening to Owl City's new album?

johnny wrote: Listening to Owl City's new album?

Heard about it on TWEETer

or is that TWITTER

think of ways you can bilk the company. Start with toilet paper, paper towels,computer paper, and then get progressively bigger.

SHED wrote:

johnny wrote: Listening to Owl City's new album?

Heard about it on TWEETer

Mick, do you by any chance have a copy of Fly Fishing by JR Hartley?

johnny wrote:

SHED wrote:

johnny wrote: Listening to Owl City's new album?

Heard about it on TWEETer

Mick, do you by any chance have a copy of Fly Fishing by JR Hartley?

Thanks for reminding him Johnny.......now I will have to withdraw it from ebay and send it back.............cheers!

i'm loading my staple gun, then having a cuppa tea :)

Place aluminIum foil in the USB ports of every computer in the office (though since it's a church, and computers are the product of science, which is the enemy of faith, I expect they use only marks scratched in camel shit, as was the way of the lord). Funny as fuck watching ppl try to switch them on, wooossshhhboooooommmmmm, wooooossshhhhCLONK, WoooooooosssshClank.

Doctor? wrote: Place aluminIum foil in the USB ports of every computer in the office (though since it's a church, and computers are the product of science, which is the enemy of faith, I expect they use only marks scratched in camel shit, as was the way of the lord). Funny as fuck watching ppl try to switch them on, wooossshhhboooooommmmmm, wooooossshhhhCLONK, WoooooooosssshClank.

Thank for the tip Doc

Boing Boing wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Place aluminIum foil in the USB ports of every computer in the office (though since it's a church, and computers are the product of science, which is the enemy of faith, I expect they use only marks scratched in camel shit, as was the way of the lord). Funny as fuck watching ppl try to switch them on, wooossshhhboooooommmmmm, wooooossshhhhCLONK, WoooooooosssshClank.

Thank for the tip Doc

Take the sandwiches out FIRST

not staring at birds shitting on a parked car maybe?

Kinna wrote: not staring at birds shitting on a parked car maybe?

trUE jESUS WANTS YOU for a sunBEAM

RoCkeT MIck wrote:

Kinna wrote: not staring at birds shitting on a parked car maybe?

trUE jESUS WANTS YOU for a sunBEAM

i'm not a sunbeam, i'm a thunderstorm.

Are you a live in altar boy?

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: looking out the window, watching birds shit all over the car parked under their tree...

what else should I be doing???

Pull the head off it mercilessly*

* your cock, not the bird.

Or the car.

Or the tree.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Boing Boing wrote: i'm loading my staple gun, then having a cuppa tea :)

we don't have any staple guns,...or bulldog clips...

No sharp objects in your 'office' Jeff.

If I was you, I would bounce off the rubber walls for a while.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Place aluminIum foil in the USB ports of every computer in the office (though since it's a church, and computers are the product of science, which is the enemy of faith, I expect they use only marks scratched in camel shit, as was the way of the lord). Funny as fuck watching ppl try to switch them on, wooossshhhboooooommmmmm, wooooossshhhhCLONK, WoooooooosssshClank.

dude...we're a Methodist Church...we belive in all sorts of crazy things...like homosexuals not spontaneously bursting into flames (hell, we actually believe that homosexuals can come worship with us)...and computers...and...uhm...well...that's all I got...

watching the baptists across the field is kind of funny though...they get mad when we dance in the parking lot...you know, dancing is the work of the devil...

will said aluminium foil hurt said computers???

Depends.....wallmart 3 for 99c power supplies will shit themselves once and for all, but anything else will just trip a breaker....try stickin a usb plug into the socket upside down (socket needs to be as flappy as Ms Hilton's minge or you can't)....same thing....machine goes down faster than a crackwhore.

open Word, type =Rand(1000,1000) press enter then print 100 copies, you're doing the world a favour using all that farmed paper, it's the most environmentally friendly thing to do.