Office worker
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What's yourfFavourite Office 'thing'
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Bulldog clip 0 (0%)
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Staple gun 1 (11%)
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Dictionary 0 (0%)
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Vending Machine 0 (0%)
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Bin 0 (0%)
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Security Tag 0 (0%)
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Hole Punch 0 (0%)
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Bic Fine Point 0 (0%)
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Lever Arch file 0 (0%)
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That bird you secretly fancy :sex: 3 (33%)
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Telephone 0 (0%)
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Calculator 0 (0%)
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Playing Top 3 on a Friday 1 (11%)
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Lunchtime 2 (22%)
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Swivell Chair 2 (22%)
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Desk 0 (0%)
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At the risk sounding a bit Alan Partridge, I used to work as a civil service drone at the Pension Centre in Norwich. The job basically entailed little more than photocopying and filing, so to fend off the tedium I ended up developing multiple crushes on different girls in various sections of the building. After about 2 months I think I fancied practically every woman under the age of 40 who worked there. Trips to the fax machine on the third floor were my favourite. Hottie central up there it was.
Whatever gets you through the day, innit....
Cheesy 80's hits on a Friday.
Today we have suffered, erm, not suffered, enjoyed....
Wham The Police Guns n Roses Yazoo Barry Manilow Billy Jo El Shaky
Give me a phone call Garrity - I am still waiting on an appearance ;)
Mine was lunchtime - many a happy hour (or three) down at the pub, made the afternoons much more interesting .
I like my chair.
There's only one girl on Nighshift, she is unspeakably pretty, but she is my best friend and has been for so long that jumpin her would count as incest. Others have come and gone but they were bogmonsters all. \There's a few hotties around in the evenings and mornings, but most have nothing but xfactor between their ears.
Doctor? wrote: I like my chair.
There's only one girl on Nighshift, she is unspeakably pretty, but she is my best friend and has been for so long that jumpin her would count as incest. Others have come and gone but they were bogmonsters all. \There's a few hotties around in the evenings and mornings, but most have nothing but xfactor between their ears.
Here's a little advice....
Shagging a girl you really like, and have liked for a long time, and are friendly with, is NOT incest.
In fact its where most long term relationships start.
Go for it.
Clayhead Liberation Faction wrote: Who is this Sparky J? And why do I like the cut of his/her jib so much??
Wot yer on about Fradders yer BELL END, see the use of naughty words there.
You got any?
Home time on Friday for me.
If that's not allowed then screen wipes and the air can used for getting crap out of the keyboard. I'm exceptionally tidy (some say i have OCD) and have a clean, neat and symmetrical desk, which winds everyone up.
I voted lunch time but my preferred option is home time. Anything that involves not being there is pretty good!
Boing Boing wrote: aaaah but what type of cofee Jeff?
erm...hot???
none of that cream or sugar shit for me...
