I was at one of these over the weekend
it was a fundraiser for a local charity for women with no legs
wasnt a bad night,the dancefloor was crawling with fanny!
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I think i got that texted to me on my joke textline before xmas. Surprising how long it takes for them to get north of the border.
Did you get the one about the vicar in the hotel with his pay per view TV channel complaint?
I only got it yesterday Bertrand,must admit,i was pishing myself 
Tell me more about the vicar
Gazman wrote: I only got it yesterday Bertrand,must admit,i was pishing myself
Tell me more about the vicar
OK..
A disgruntled vicar goes up to the reception at the hotel he's staying in, and asks the receptionist "Excuse me, is the porn channel in my room disabled?"
the receptionist replies "NO, its regular porn, you sick c___"
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