Wanking Advert

Advertised on the Telly

In response, no doubt, to the recent spate of wanking deaths, Durex have prepared an instructional film to promote correct and safe onanism.

No bags, oranges or belts required, just get in the bath and wipe one out. The bloke's version is being shown after Question Time tonight.

Jesus Christ.

Is that your final word on the matter?

This is the way the world ends, Col: not with a bang but a masturbatory whimper.

That's my final word.

Well I never thought I'd see the day that you would be lost for words about wanking.

Operatic orgasms are ok, but this is an asa no-no

Have to admit I

Shug wrote: Quite clearly faking it as well.

I've been with 3 of them.

One being that old lady and each of her two bags?

*see tereys post

MoaningBitch wrote: Blah blah blah

Don't you ever read your PMs?

:mad4: