"...better still,'jilda boint'.."
They were the first things my mate said to me yesterday after turning up at my door unexpectantly yesterday
"whats the matter with you?" I asked him,seeing that he was a bit shaken and pale looking "everything alright?"
"just jilda boint first eh? fuxake"
So we sat down and i started putting rizlas together,
"I fell asleep in my room there,there was nobody in" he said,"then i got up,i never knew there was any cunt in"
"Whats the matter,whats happened?" I said
"I was still half sleeping...
...came out my room...
...started going down the stairs to the living room...
...and there he was,i seen him"
"Who?.." I asked
"my Da.." he said
"yer Da? what about him? is he alright?"
"I caught him.."
"caught him doing what?"
"I caught him.....
...Ive just caught my Da havin a wank in the living room.."
