Top tip for aging Hook Wannabes

Hang your strap from your fat hips. works a treat, AND just to play it right you end up fighting it like mad.

I think I'll stick to my decidedly homosexual looking belt height strap. I may look like a gimp, but it's where I can play it right.

And remember to take breaks, or you could get stuck in that position, like these poor kids.

I have no idea how Hooky plays it so low, it's very hard to get the high notes like that, I play with it just slightly below the hip, not a lot though.

And remember boys and girls, do a warm up before and stretches afterwards or you'll end up like the chaps in the video above!

My top tip for ageing Hook Wannabees....

Get a life.

Learn to take up baking cakes as a new hobby.

Become a pimp.

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: My top tip for ageing Hook Wannabees....

Get a life.

Learn to take up baking cakes as a new hobby.

Become a pimp.

The wife does the cakes

all the birds in preston are too ugly to even be crack whores!

Well, least they're sumwat better looking (and cooking) down 'ere in Macc!!! :)

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: Well, least they're sumwat better looking (and cooking) down 'ere in Macc!!! :)

I'll challenge my wife's chocolate brownies to anything in Macc! they're fuckin ace! (and also the reason I need to get some excercise!)

Parklife!!!!

:D

Every time I'm in preston, I expect to see the hand of god reaching down, holding a giant supository.

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: My top tip for ageing Hook Wannabees....

Get a life.

Learn to take up baking cakes as a new hobby.

Become a pimp.

Jed Stephens wrote:

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: My top tip for ageing Hook Wannabees....

Get a life.

Learn to take up baking cakes as a new hobby.

Become a pimp.

The wife does the cakes

all the birds in preston are too ugly to even be crack whores!

I would personally just imitate what hooky did while "playing" World(Price Of Love), you do enough dramatic poses and everyone thinks you're a pro.