so far today I have cleaned up, dog shit, cat shit, bird shit and fish shit (cleaning my pond filter), that's a lot of shit, I need a break!
a day full of sh*t
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Fuxache Nash put a warning on offensive content!!!
I've had a day to forget too, no excrement, but plenty of shite.
It was linked as "shit" mate. Thought a computer expert would know not to click any old shit... ![]()
"Caveat Clicker"... ![]()
Kinna wrote: most of my 20's were shit. and i am thinking the 30's will have less shit going on.
Believe me - it's not getting better... I know what I'm talking about, because I'm hitting the 40s in 1.5 years ![]()
Bere wrote:
Kinna wrote: most of my 20's were shit. and i am thinking the 30's will have less shit going on.
Believe me - it's not getting better... I know what I'm talking about, because I'm hitting the 40s in 1.5 years
Despite my very negative original post, I'd say I'm very happy in my 40's, I'll be 42 in a few weeks, and though this may sound very boring, I'm very settled and happy where I am in life, obviously winning the lottery would be great, but I'll not be too upset if I don't.
from what people tell me, my teens and 20's were great!
my 30's was a period of change, which was at times hard, now I sound like an old fart!
Chris Nash wrote: It was linked as "shit" mate. Thought a computer expert would know not to click any old shit...
"Caveat Clicker"...
Seriously? Labeling that "shit" is like linking Two Girls One Cup under "NSFW"....it's accurate, but doesn't QUITE cover all the nuances of the true horror contained.
Jed Stephens wrote:
Bere wrote:
Kinna wrote: most of my 20's were shit. and i am thinking the 30's will have less shit going on.
Believe me - it's not getting better... I know what I'm talking about, because I'm hitting the 40s in 1.5 years
Despite my very negative original post, I'd say I'm very happy in my 40's, I'll be 42 in a few weeks, and though this may sound very boring, I'm very settled and happy where I am in life
to Bere - don't cry, to be 40 is not so bad. It is just fookin great. Look what Jed wrote; I am exactly in the same point -
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BTW - getting the subject: somebody did a shit to plastic bag in the staircase (I mean hall) of the house Iam living. It was a terrible smell, but I cleaned it up :barf:
Sorry to hear about that - still, you can now afford to treat yourself to a bit of relaxation.
make yourself a cup of hot cocoa, put your feet up and stick on a UPoo record....
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Jed: I used to dig and maintain ponds for a living. As part of that job, I had to scrape bits of heated dead frogs from inside filters and pumps using a screwdriver (the remains still steaming) and scrub years worth of fish shite from the sides of drained ponds.
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The worst was a 100 year old, brick-lined lake that had never been cleaned. It was 3ft deep in shite and smoking was banned on site because of the methane, masks compulsory.
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And you think it's bad cleaning one filter mate?
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Chris Nash wrote: Jed: I used to dig and maintain ponds for a living. As part of that job, I had to scrape bits of heated dead frogs from inside filters and pumps using a screwdriver (the remains still steaming) and scrub years worth of fish shite from the sides of drained ponds.
The worst was a 100 year old, brick-lined lake that had never been cleaned. It was 3ft deep in shite and smoking was banned on site because of the methane, masks compulsory.
And you think it's bad cleaning one filter mate?
I wish I'd known you 4 years ago mate, you could have dug mine for me! it's nly 7'X 5' and 3' deep, but it nearly killed me digging that bugger!
Blimey. A small one then!
The last one I worked on had it's own island in the middle with a summer house and a rotting wooden bridge from "shore" to island that we had to replace.
I like small ponds. Easy work ![]()
Chris Nash wrote: Blimey. A small one then!
The last one I worked on had it's own island in the middle with a summer house and a rotting wooden bridge from "shore" to island that we had to replace.
I like small ponds. Easy work
I've only got a small garden, I'm poor! I'm happy though I'm poor!
It's a bit astonishing when you see how/where some people live. Then again, they're usually those who can afford contractors to sort out their lakes/ponds/gardens!