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so far today I have cleaned up, dog shit, cat shit, bird shit and fish shit (cleaning my pond filter), that's a lot of shit, I need a break!

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You might want to deal with this first Jed:

More shit...

:evil4:

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Fuxache Nash put a warning on offensive content!!!

I've had a day to forget too, no excrement, but plenty of shite.

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It was linked as "shit" mate. Thought a computer expert would know not to click any old shit... :wink:

"Caveat Clicker"... :laugh:

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most of my 20's were shit. and i am thinking the 30's will have less shit going on.

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Kinna wrote: most of my 20's were shit. and i am thinking the 30's will have less shit going on.

Believe me - it's not getting better... I know what I'm talking about, because I'm hitting the 40s in 1.5 years :cry:

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Bere wrote:

Kinna wrote: most of my 20's were shit. and i am thinking the 30's will have less shit going on.

Believe me - it's not getting better... I know what I'm talking about, because I'm hitting the 40s in 1.5 years :cry:

Despite my very negative original post, I'd say I'm very happy in my 40's, I'll be 42 in a few weeks, and though this may sound very boring, I'm very settled and happy where I am in life, obviously winning the lottery would be great, but I'll not be too upset if I don't.

from what people tell me, my teens and 20's were great!

my 30's was a period of change, which was at times hard, now I sound like an old fart!

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Chris Nash wrote: It was linked as "shit" mate. Thought a computer expert would know not to click any old shit... :wink:

"Caveat Clicker"... :laugh:

Seriously? Labeling that "shit" is like linking Two Girls One Cup under "NSFW"....it's accurate, but doesn't QUITE cover all the nuances of the true horror contained.

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Jed Stephens wrote:

Bere wrote:

Kinna wrote: most of my 20's were shit. and i am thinking the 30's will have less shit going on.

Believe me - it's not getting better... I know what I'm talking about, because I'm hitting the 40s in 1.5 years :cry:

Despite my very negative original post, I'd say I'm very happy in my 40's, I'll be 42 in a few weeks, and though this may sound very boring, I'm very settled and happy where I am in life

to Bere - don't cry, to be 40 is not so bad. It is just fookin great. Look what Jed wrote; I am exactly in the same point - :thumb: .

BTW - getting the subject: somebody did a shit to plastic bag in the staircase (I mean hall) of the house Iam living. It was a terrible smell, but I cleaned it up :barf:

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Sorry to hear about that - still, you can now afford to treat yourself to a bit of relaxation.

make yourself a cup of hot cocoa, put your feet up and stick on a UPoo record....

:evil4: :evil4: :evil4:

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Jed: I used to dig and maintain ponds for a living. As part of that job, I had to scrape bits of heated dead frogs from inside filters and pumps using a screwdriver (the remains still steaming) and scrub years worth of fish shite from the sides of drained ponds.

:sick:

The worst was a 100 year old, brick-lined lake that had never been cleaned. It was 3ft deep in shite and smoking was banned on site because of the methane, masks compulsory.

:smoking:

And you think it's bad cleaning one filter mate?

:baby:

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Chris Nash wrote: Jed: I used to dig and maintain ponds for a living. As part of that job, I had to scrape bits of heated dead frogs from inside filters and pumps using a screwdriver (the remains still steaming) and scrub years worth of fish shite from the sides of drained ponds.

:sick:

The worst was a 100 year old, brick-lined lake that had never been cleaned. It was 3ft deep in shite and smoking was banned on site because of the methane, masks compulsory.

:smoking:

And you think it's bad cleaning one filter mate?

:baby:

I wish I'd known you 4 years ago mate, you could have dug mine for me! it's nly 7'X 5' and 3' deep, but it nearly killed me digging that bugger!

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Blimey. A small one then!

The last one I worked on had it's own island in the middle with a summer house and a rotting wooden bridge from "shore" to island that we had to replace.

I like small ponds. Easy work :wink:

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Chris Nash wrote: Blimey. A small one then!

The last one I worked on had it's own island in the middle with a summer house and a rotting wooden bridge from "shore" to island that we had to replace.

I like small ponds. Easy work :wink:

I've only got a small garden, I'm poor! I'm happy though I'm poor!

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It's a bit astonishing when you see how/where some people live. Then again, they're usually those who can afford contractors to sort out their lakes/ponds/gardens!

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