Peter Kaye is on Paramount Comedy Channel tomorrow night - doing a stand-up show in Blackpool, be sure to tune in - guaranteed to be funny.
10 o clock I think it starts
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I'm sure it's the same one:DIt wasn't the one I'd seen before, but it was pretty fookin funny
Example of a couple of his gags....
What does a donkey in Blackpool get fer his dinner? Half an hour
Man goes to the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants....the doctor says "Is that a steering wheel in yer pants?" "Yes it is.....and it's driving me nuts"
Guy goes into a butcher shop where there's a bit of a wait..."Where's yer assistant" says a customer "Had to sack him, he kept putting his dick in the bacon slicer" says the butcher..."and what happened to yer bacon slicer?"........she got sacked an all!
Very entertaining hour of comedy
he's a funny guy 
don't have any of that fancy digital / satellite shit, so i missed out. went to an all nighter instead (came back at 4 which defeats the object i guess)
actually, it was earlier than four, you lightweight. we still have to do our all-nighter, i hope you understand!!
Originally posted by annie actually, it was earlier than four, you lightweight. we still have to do our all-nighter, i hope you understand!!
was it 4 on friday? still far too early for the hardcore party people such as yerself
also, i've been listening to some of the new order songs on this site and decide i like them. sort of. at least they'll remind me of our crazy nights out when i'm cowered in a room in exeter and no longer in touch with you, as you suppose. so, any chance of you copying me a few beauties?!?! please?!? xx
annie, you shall have whatever you desire! i'll even copy what the rocket gave me (it's copyrighted, but i doubt that he'd pay any attention to such a small detail as that)
Originally posted by annie awwww!!!!! love you lots!!!
Send me your wants or desires and you ADDY and i send you a NEW one from PLANET ROCKET!:D:D
Rocket Mick 
