EVANESCENCE = GOD. :rofl: Fking Hilarious Ebay Auction - quick, have a look NOW before it gets taken off!!!!
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ebay wrote: Evanescence, the band that brought you such hits as 'Jesus rocks!! pow!! is now here!! condensed into book. i summoned this book from the halls of heaven and now i'm selling it. i hope to make well over 50 million but eBay would only let me list for the meager price of 10.
the book is in great condition which is amazing since it traveled from the sky.. the only damage is a signature from god who is a huge evanescence fan.
beware buyer for this tome is indeed celestial, as for the songs inside, they are shit.
there are already 4,000 watchers on this item which is less than expected. buy it you dick, don't just watch it!! i want rocket boots!.
oh yeah, as for the postage i'm not willing to wave that cost. although i listed the postage as £2 it'd probably only cost about £1.30 in total which means i get an 70p, for free!
bringing my total earnings to 10,000,000.00.70
Oh, i guess i should mention my reason for sale. i want to attack god himself, so, i need some rocket boots to get me up there, i just bought an axe with which to slay him (check my ebay account if you dont believe me). i also purchased a huge batch of condoms in case i meet some sexy angels on the way.
serious bidders only, no timewasters please!
happy bidding!
ash
Evidently the same seller has a serious ad for the very same song book up for auction at exactly the same time, so I guess he must have either took the piss out of his own ad or maybe his younger sibling must have done the hack job just to wind him up ----!!!!
I knew it! The offending listing has now been removed!
BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
