Osama is dead according to US sources

might be the biggest news of the decade if true, but apparently the US have his body...

otherwise its a load of old bollocks as usual.

http://techcrunch.com/2011/05/01/news-of-osama-bin-ladens-death-spreads-like-wildfire-on-twitter/

cue Obama...

Its true. The world just got a little bit safer and more dangerous at the same time. There'll be some shit about this.

Well done Bert for beating everyone to the scoop on here If I'd stayed up just half an hour longer I might have beaten you to it. Will Grant wear his Bin Laden mask today?

Elton John to release 'Sandals In The Bin' as a tribute...

*gets coat*

It does prove you CAN take the Bins out on a Bank Holiday.

Also gets coat.

Will not believe it until Obama produces a death certificate.

[gets every coat he owns out of the wardrobe]

According to latest reports he's Bin laden the sea.

i reckon he's been captured and being held captive at that hanger in Utah (the same one where the fake Moon landing was filmed):\ohwell:

Pakistan's not looking great at the moment, either.

:p

So that's why Kate and Wills delayed the honeymoon to Jordon.

:sex: