A number of new computer viruses have been detected recently, all originating from Manchester, UK:
ManchesterUnited - This is where your PC thinks its far superior than any other PC and develops a memory disorder, forgetting anything that happened before 1993.
DavidBeckhamVirus - This affects newer PC’s mainly.The computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing works.
RoyKeane.exe - This one is particularly nasty and will throw you out of Windows.
Alex_Ferguson - The computer develops a continuous whining noise and the on screen clock runs a lot faster or slower (depending on how your day’s been), than all the other computers in the building.
FabienBarthez.scr - This one’s not particularly harmful - you just can’t save anything.
TheNevilleBros.exe - Just when you think things can’t get any worse, this one pops up and causes a calamitous error.
Ryan_Giggs - The computer develops a processor problem, whereby it thinks it’s better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctuation in performance.
Luke.Chadwick - This is a particularly ugly one.
ManchesterUnitedShirt.vrl - This one is especially hard to detect as it changes it’s format every 3 months.
You have been warned!
