Whats the story morning glory?...

Heres one to make ye chuckle,

last year i was pump..eh..had a fling with a girl in my work, she was only about 20-21,so the old ego was massaged but it didnt last,shit happens..fast forward to last weekend and i meets her mum (she also works in my work) in the pub and yep,you guessed it,ive ended up going back to hers

Whats to chuckle about i hears you saying, well the mum never knew id been with her daughter last year but the daughter soon found out i was with her mum when i bumped into her next morn as i was coming out the bog with full 'morning glory'

Sadly they werent up for a threesome, I wonder why?....

Gazman wrote: Heres one to make ye chuckle,

last year i was pump..eh..had a fling with a girl in my work, she was only about 20-21,so the old ego was massaged but it didnt last,shit happens..fast forward to last weekend and i meets her mum (she also works in my work) in the pub and yep,you guessed it,ive ended up going back to hers

Whats to chuckle about i hears you saying, well the mum never knew id been with her daughter last year but the daughter soon found out i was with her mum when i bumped into her next morn as i was coming out the bog with full 'morning glory'

Sadly they werent up for a threesome, I wonder why?....

Are you writing for Fiesta magazine now? (Lucky bastard!)

I wish Jed

Talk about awkward moments when i went back into the bedroom,

"Ive just bumped into your daughter in the hall there"

"no like that,naw ye never..." (she was half laughing at this,you'll no be fuckin laughin in a minute i thought to myself )

"I did aye,its alright she's seen it all before.."

"what do ye mean?.."

"did she no tell you i was pump..eh..seeing her last year,no?..."

I reckon its the fastest ive ever got dressed in my life!

if its true then thats one hell of a story. it must be a bit frosty at work.:\ohwell:

Gazman wrote: Heres one to make ye chuckle,

last year i was pump..eh..had a fling with a girl in my work, she was only about 20-21,so the old ego was massaged but it didnt last,shit happens..fast forward to last weekend and i meets her mum (she also works in my work) in the pub and yep,you guessed it,ive ended up going back to hers

Whats to chuckle about i hears you saying, well the mum never knew id been with her daughter last year but the daughter soon found out i was with her mum when i bumped into her next morn as i was coming out the bog with full 'morning glory'

Sadly they werent up for a threesome, I wonder why?....

THe miserale twats

Tower Ballroom wrote:

Gazman wrote: Heres one to make ye chuckle,

last year i was pump..eh..had a fling with a girl in my work, she was only about 20-21,so the old ego was massaged but it didnt last,shit happens..fast forward to last weekend and i meets her mum (she also works in my work) in the pub and yep,you guessed it,ive ended up going back to hers

Whats to chuckle about i hears you saying, well the mum never knew id been with her daughter last year but the daughter soon found out i was with her mum when i bumped into her next morn as i was coming out the bog with full 'morning glory'

Sadly they werent up for a threesome, I wonder why?....

THe miserale twats

I'll have a B please MIKE(Bob)

Don't look back in ANGER.....

Am in work the now and the mum's just walked past me

Talk about 'if looks could kill' all because i had the cheek to say "afternoon darling" to her!

Keep it in the family, Gazman.