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Anyone else see this programme on people who fall asleep all the time?
Fookin funny - there's this bird who falls asleep IN her dinner every day....honestly. And another who falls asleep over 50 times a day!
can't remember what the disease is called, something like Naplexia....I kid you not.
I know it's not something that is supposed to be laughed at......but ye's know me
Narcolepsey (can't possibly be how it's spelled, by think phonetically) is the disease, and I suffer from it. It's not funny, it's a serious medical condition. I mean, I could be in the middle of typing when all of a sudden.........
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..whew, don't know what happened there! 
See! It's a real thing
Cheers fer clearing it up Tabsy.....but sort yer post out, the page has gone mad!
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It's very, very rare when you make sense anyway Tabsy;)
But that programme tonight, reminded me of one a few years ago, with the people who cannae help swearing....fuck me, that was funny
A wee boy of 12 or 13 goes into a shop and says
"Can I have a packet of strawberry sherbett ya fuckin bitch"
I was crying all the way through the programme! One guy who also constantly swore was always getting beat up by nightclub bouncers
SO FOOKIN FUNNY
Anyone remember that documentary about the guy from the Scottish Borders who had Tourette's? Again you shouldn't laugh but it was funny as f**k!
Originally posted by Major Tarantino I have a syndrome where i forget what
....site to POST on:D
saw a doucumentary once about this englishman who thought he was scotch plasticscotchblokelepsy syndrome it was. very rare & has no known cure.
Originally posted by hibster saw a doucumentary once about this englishman who thought he was scotchplasticscotchblokelepsy syndrome it was.very rare & has no known cure.
Originally posted by hibster saw a doucumentary once about this englishman who thought he was scotchplasticscotchblokelepsy syndrome it was.very rare & has no known cure.
HAHAHAHA......was he a CELTIC fan and looked like LESTER PIGOTT?:D
Originally posted by Non Smoking Rocket Mick > Originally posted by Major Tarantino I have a syndrome where i forget what
....site to POST on:D
No, it just makes me forget how to
Originally posted by hibster saw a doucumentary once about this englishman who thought he was scotchplasticscotchblokelepsy syndrome it was.very rare & has no known cure.
Seen this one about the English football supporters, apparently they had the belief they were better than evryone else, and also were under the dissulusion that they had the divine rite to win every competition they enter. When they discover they're not quite as good as they thought, they go out and get drunk singing songs that date back to the 15th Century, then 40 or 50 of them pick out a single "foreign" looking male, and beat the shit out of him......apparently it's called Under Siege Nervosa Mentalisticosisality;)
I await yer Scottish version Hibster
Originally posted by Grahame Ferguson Anyone remember that documentary about the guy from the Scottish Borders who had Tourette's? Again you shouldn't laugh but it was funny as f**k!
i used to work in a special school for well 'ard naughty bastards. one of the boys had tourettes. his mummy used to send him into the no uniform school wearing a blazer and an elasticated tie. he was the only kid who brought a bag and he had a pencil case with colouring pens in it. he was smaller and weedier than all of the other kids. he used to call all the other boys' mums whores. the other boys used to twat him. every day. it, too was funny as f**k. i feel really mean now
Originally posted by flo > Originally posted by Grahame Ferguson> Anyone remember that documentary about the guy from the Scottish Borders who had Tourette's? Again you shouldn't laugh but it was funny as f**k!
i used to work in a special school for well 'ard naughty bastards. one of the boys had tourettes. his mummy used to send him into the no uniform school wearing a blazer and an elasticated tie. he was the only kid who brought a bag and he had a pencil case with colouring pens in it. he was smaller and weedier than all of the other kids. he used to call all the other boys' mums whores. the other boys used to twat him. every day. it, too was funny as f**k. i feel really mean now
What a sad story but when he grew up he posted more messages on NOOL than anyone else.Well done SHUGZV and have you still got the tie and blazer cos i bet it still fits? :p
