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28 May 2012, 01:47 · edited 28 May 2012, 01:48

Was sitting out in the back garden with a few mates the other day,

coupla joints,beers as you do in the good weather,

one of my mates falls asleep on his stomach whilst 'sunning his back'

Unbeknown to me but known to another mate 'sleeping beauty' suffers from IBS

before i know it,my other mate has nipped inside got a bar of chocolate (cadburys caramel iirc) and stuck it inside sleepys denims 😈

Now what with the hot weather and sleepy turning onto his back whilst sleeping,the chocolate mustve melted..

You shouldve seen his face when he woke and thought he'd shat himself...

You shouldve heard him shouting and bawling when he came back from the toilet...

fucking chocolate everywhere!

😄

28 May 2012, 05:06

Gazman wrote: Was sitting out in the back garden with a few mates the other day,

coupla joints,beers as you do in the good weather,

one of my mates falls asleep on his stomach whilst 'sunning his back'

Unbeknown to me but known to another mate 'sleeping beauty' suffers from IBS

before i know it,my other mate has nipped inside got a bar of chocolate (cadburys caramel iirc) and stuck it inside sleepys denims 😈

Now what with the hot weather and sleepy turning onto his back whilst sleeping,the chocolate mustve melted..

You shouldve seen his face when he woke and thought he'd shat himself...

You shouldve heard him shouting and bawling when he came back from the toilet...

fucking chocolate everywhere!

😄

[:eek] [:d] Hahaha!

28 May 2012, 11:50

Looking at the title, I thought this thread was going to be about chocolates filled with alcohol...I've loved whisky filled chocolates since I was a teen. [:)]

1 Jun 2012, 07:42

leather-girl wrote: Looking at the title, I thought this thread was going to be about chocolates filled with alcohol...I've loved whisky filled chocolates since I was a teen.

Never liked them,make me feel sick

1 Jun 2012, 10:07 · edited 1 Jun 2012, 10:07

Gazman wrote:

leather-girl wrote: Looking at the title, I thought this thread was going to be about chocolates filled with alcohol...I've loved whisky filled chocolates since I was a teen.

Never liked them,make me feel sick

I quite like them, but find I can't eat as much as I would normal chocolates, so I'm sticking to the normal chocolate [:)]

1 Jun 2012, 10:12 · edited 1 Jun 2012, 10:12

and I reckon your friend has gone off chocolate altogether for a while ... you're cruel 😂

2 Jun 2012, 07:57

Geri wrote: and I reckon your friend has gone off chocolate altogether for a while ... you're cruel 😂

Wasnt me,i only fell about laughing!

😄

2 Jun 2012, 12:23

Gazman wrote:

Geri wrote: and I reckon your friend has gone off chocolate altogether for a while ... you're cruel 😂

Wasnt me,i only fell about laughing!

😄

That would have been a funny scene...poor guy....[:eek]

2 Jun 2012, 13:52 · edited 2 Jun 2012, 13:54

leather-girl wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Geri wrote: and I reckon your friend has gone off chocolate altogether for a while ... you're cruel 😂

Wasnt me,i only fell about laughing!

😄

That would have been a funny scene...poor guy....[:eek]

It was funny,especially when he came back out ranting and raving

"...fucking chocolate think ye's are fucking funny!...."

with just a towel wrapped round him and his socks on 😄

2 Jun 2012, 13:58

Gazman wrote:

leather-girl wrote:

Gazman wrote:

Geri wrote: and I reckon your friend has gone off chocolate altogether for a while ... you're cruel 😂

Wasnt me,i only fell about laughing!

😄

That would have been a funny scene...poor guy....[:eek]

It was funny,especially when he came back out ranting and raving

"...fucking chocolate think ye's are fucking funny!...."

with just a towel wrapped round him and his socks on 😄

[:)] [:d] [:p]