Richard Hawley
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mike, please be aware threads like this will only arouse suspicion when the kidnapping takes place.
i am also starting to become concerned that you may decide to keep him yourself. THAT IS NOT THE PLAN.
Digi Mike wrote: Check him out NOW
But can he sing like he's got a cock like the M1, probably not. Anyway what's up, you no longer in love with "Barneys Band" as you phrase it !
captain solo wrote:
Digi Mike wrote: Check him out NOW
But can he sing like he's got a cock like the M1, probably not. Anyway what's up, you no longer in love with "Barneys Band" as you phrase it !
Cause I am! But also like other stuff especially RH
Digi Mike wrote:
when he played this live i thought i was going to pop. (any gig, however good the rest of it is, there's always one popping song, isn't there?)
cap'n solo, speaking from a female audience member perspective, we're not thinking about the size so much as imagining what he could do with it.
bloodynora wrote: cap'n solo, speaking from a female audience member perspective, we're not thinking about the size so much as imagining what he could do with it.
grunted, but are you referring to Mr Hawley or Digi ?
captain solo wrote:
bloodynora wrote: cap'n solo, speaking from a female audience member perspective, we're not thinking about the size so much as imagining what he could do with it.
grunted, but are you referring to Mr Hawley or Digi ?
Don't let the cat out of the bag NORA ![[:)]](/emoticons/smile.gif){kind=small}
Digi Mike wrote:
captain solo wrote:
bloodynora wrote: cap'n solo, speaking from a female audience member perspective, we're not thinking about the size so much as imagining what he could do with it.
grunted, but are you referring to Mr Hawley or Digi ?
Don't let the cat out of the bag NORA
And your comment doesn't 😎 !
captain solo wrote:
Digi Mike wrote:
captain solo wrote:
bloodynora wrote: cap'n solo, speaking from a female audience member perspective, we're not thinking about the size so much as imagining what he could do with it.
grunted, but are you referring to Mr Hawley or Digi ?
Don't let the cat out of the bag NORA
And your comment doesn't 😎 !
![[:|]](/emoticons/ohwell.gif){kind=small}
i believe mike is referring to our undercover operation to snatch hawley and force him to perform* daily in exchange for a supply of guinness. however, this is highly confidential and we must ask you not to mention it to a living soul.
i don't know what YOU were thinking.
(*musically.)
Must you's bring the board down to your own low level with all these smutty insinuations?..
tsk!...
Gazman wrote: Must you's bring the board down to your own low level with all these smutty insinuations?..
tsk!...
POT - KETTLE
Digi Mike wrote:
Gazman wrote: Must you's bring the board down to your own low level with all these smutty insinuations?..
tsk!...
POT - KETTLE
you noticed!
😄
Gazman wrote:
Digi Mike wrote:
Gazman wrote: Must you's bring the board down to your own low level with all these smutty insinuations?..
tsk!...
POT - KETTLE
you noticed!
😄
Indeedy!
Digi Mike wrote: Listen to Richard Hawley
This level of fanaticism must be what us NOOLers look like to non-NO fans [:eek]
at work, missed it. probably a good job - richard hawley is too heartbreaking for today. ![[;)]](/emoticons/wink.gif){kind=small}
why won't you work, youtube link?
bloodynora wrote: at work, missed it. probably a good job - richard hawley is too heartbreaking for today.
why won't you work, youtube link?
I saw it, will try and get a video file and make a DVD if yer interested you sexy beast ![[:d]](/emoticons/biggrin.gif){kind=small}
really? oh bless you mike, thank you! ![[happy]](/emoticons/happy.gif){kind=small}
hey, how was the gig?
yesterday my friend simon said richard hawley is "val doonican for the hipster set".
(this only bothers me as a hater of hipsters, not as a lover of cardigans.)
bloodynora wrote: really? oh bless you mike, thank you!
hey, how was the gig?
yesterday my friend simon said richard hawley is "val doonican for the hipster set".
(this only bothers me as a hater of hipsters, not as a lover of cardigans.)
It was fab
Set list:-
Open Up Your Door I'm On Nights Don't Stare At The Sun Seek It Down In The Woods Still As The Night For Your Lover Give Some Time
As for cardigans I intend to purchase one soon and a rocking chair. Richard Hawley on the gramophone, a glass of Puligny Montrachet with the log burner on - most sanguine Oh by the way my kidnap attempt failed, back to the drawing board.
i can't pretend i'm not disappointed that his capture eluded you. however, i like the sound of that rocking chair, so i'm going to let you off.
