March will soon be upon us and i feel it's urgent to warn you all. Caesar was famously stabbed by Brutus on the Ides (15th) of March. It's imperative in this dark age of rife twatism that we all be similarly aware of the potential threat of twats in our midst (i'm talking of course about the likes of that sorry bunch of twats Albarn, Gallagher, Waterman and as Mike so accurately pointed out recently, Ant & Dec)
Beware the TWATS of March.I'm just saying, watch yer backs ( for TWATS)