FAO Digi Mike Of Darby Shire Re Morris Dancing

Yes, Sir Garritty of Michael of Darby Shire, i request of you more information of Morris Dancing which, if i do recall correctly my good sir you did partake in some years before? I am interested in this coming MayDay celebrations of joining in the annual Morris Dance around the Maypole. Can you point me in the right direction to get involved in this? Where can i practice Morris Dancing? I've heard that this year's May Queen will have big boobs and i fancy i may ( pardon the pun) be in with a chance!

Thanks again wrote: Yes, Sir Garritty of Michael of Darby Shire, i request of you more information of Morris Dancing which, if i do recall correctly my good sir you did partake in some years before? I am interested in this coming MayDay celebrations of joining in the annual Morris Dance around the Maypole. Can you point me in the right direction to get involved in this? Where can i practice Morris Dancing? I've heard that this year's May Queen will have big boobs and i fancy i may ( pardon the pun) be in with a chance!

Shake yer bells

Loads of places here Dude, and contrary to belief you do not have to own a Morris Minor. As a point of reference I would watch the film THE WICKER MAN on a daily basis. As for the May Queen if you don't get a shag you have the right to burn her at the May Pole after sticking a picture of that TWAT Albarn to the pole and pissing on it - this is a modern twist on Morris Dancing and I hope it helps.

Excellent , Mike. Thanks to your link I have found a Morris dancing group near me called Paragon Pit Morris and shall be making enquiries

You can borrow my kilt if you want mate

Gazman wrote: You can borrow my kilt if you want mate

What colour is yer Sporran ?

Boing Boing wrote:

Gazman wrote: You can borrow my kilt if you want mate

What colour is yer Sporran ?

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