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Ladies and gentleman, I felt the need to start another jokes thread, if only because one came to me this morning on the way to school:
Two blondes decide to go skydiving, so they get on an airplane and pay for a 30-minute ride up. After waiting for the right altitude to be reached, both proceed to get ready to jump. The first one goes, and is followed by the other. Unfortunately, both fall to their deaths 
You think one of them would've wanted to grab a parachute!
A blonde is boarding a flight to New York when she decides she likes the look of the first class seats. Despite the best efforts of the cabin crew and the person who's seat she's sat in, she refuses to budge to her allocated seat in economy.
Just as the situation is gettng a little ugly, the pilot pops his head out to see what's going on.
"OK, leave it to me" he says. With that, he goes up to the blonde and whispers something in her ear. Without hesitation she gets up and goes to her proper seat.
"How did you manage that?" asks a stewardess.
"Easy", says the pilot.......
....."I told her that first class was going to Washington."
