ROCKET — Forum Archive — New Order Online

5 Nov 2002, 15:21

Just had our annual firework disaster.It was BRILLIANT.This year a policeman and his girlfriend provided the BONFIRE next door but did NOT invite us.Me...their best customer aswell.What great fun.As usual my son would not let me light any fireworks since he lost a good home several years ago!The last ROCKET that he set off was aimed to just go at a 40 degree angle.Unlucky this year as it stuck in the fence and gave us the least projected missile at PLANET ROCKET in years.2 feet.So be careful out there kiddies cos the adults are the worst.I sat through the whole display with several cold beers and a constant interruption of SHUGZV on the phone begging to come round for the sparklers.In a huff he set fire to the latest CD-Rs i sent him.Grow up SHUGZV are you WILL get an invite for XMAS.:D

5 Nov 2002, 15:55

:lol:

For all the avid fans of batman and robin....yer gonna love this:D Phoned Baldy about 7 o clock, he said he had just sent his lodger (Gallant Gav.....his son) on a mission of mercy, apparently The Rocket spied a firework display across from his house (he was spying on one of his naughty neighbours aka Dirty Debs from number 68) Gav was given the mission of recovering around 80 quids worth of fireworks. Unfortunately, things went badly wrong, Gav was caught out by Mrs Ogden coming back from the bingo, he scarpered quickly back to Baldy Towers. Rocket ended up going fer a carry-out down at the local wino's hideaway, when a dodgy looking South African appeared from the dead of night, smelling like a well worn pair of pants, to offer our Pesci lookalike a box of Fireworks....have you met a nice South African? :lol: Micko's gets home 15 minutes later with 6 bottles of cheap wine and a box of rockets to Gav's delight. This is where I come into the story:D I phoned Baldy again, not arf an our ago, to the noise of Banging (no it wasn't Dirty Debs) somebody was setting off fireworks in Baldy's direction :nod: The noise was loud, like a great big fart....a rocket had just hit the house....the last words I heard where... "Gav cellotape em all together and let that fucker ave it..........ahhhhhhh" Haven't heard from him since :evil4:

The morale to this story? Don't buy firworks from dodgy looking South African Wino's, espescially if you yourself are a bit thick.

Mick me lad, thanks fer the memories, and the Cd's received today look superb......look forward to you coming back from the dead, hope you have changed yer nickname to something more appropriate;)

Francois if yer reading, a review will be on its way very soon my good man

5 Nov 2002, 15:58

Note to all our South African visitors : I was only kidding;) :beer:

Hopefully you lot can take a joke, fed up getting abusive e-mails from our English friends:D